Catty Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Dinosaurs didn't die, they just became technologically advanced enough to go to space. The death by meteor was just a cover up story. Long live our space dino overloards!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

This cute vegetable blanket features carrots, tomatoes, and peas and is perfect for people who love gardening, planting vegetables, vegans, vegetarians, and is ideal for snuggling up with a carrot and a good book after a long days work in the garden or farm!

I love man buns, beards and boys with facial hair! If you're into cute hairy boys, with long beautiful hair in man buns this floral bearded, man bun illustrated blanket is perfect for you!

My cats and I have a 5 year plan. When people ask what you're doing with your future, let them know that you and your cats really have it together. Who needs higher education or a long term relationship when you've got cats? This blanket is perfect for graduation, chilling with your cats, and lazy weekends.

Looking for a way to describe the way you're feeling, but trying to keep it PG-13? Then this "For FoxSakes" blanket design speaks it all. Keep the puns going for as long as you can, and you can also tell people to leave you alone. There isn't anything better then getting a pun and being insulting at the same time.

This illustrated blanket features beauty and her little beast and is perfect for people who love art, illustration, dogs, iphones, walking, books, reading, figures, long hair, grumpy pups, design, and fashion. Perfect for school, work, the gym, or just hanging out reading fairy tales.

When life knocks me down, I usually lie there and take a nap. Don't let life knock you down, unless you need a little nap. Get lazy and comfy and take a nice long nap in this comfy blanket!

When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that! If you long to live the life of the great Klondike grizzly, gorging on fish, berries, honey, and Nutella, then breeding and sleeping for 6 months straight, then this blanket is for you! Embrace your lazy, animalistic nature and get back to basics with this blanket featuring a twist on Fall colors with a leaves and berries pattern!

Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this funny let's get naked design!

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Hi, I'm a snow man and I also like warm hugs! Build a snowman and give him a nice warm hug! Don't stay out too long and get frozen, come inside and cuddle up with some hot cocoa and this warm and cuddly, winter blanket!

I like to party, and by party I mean take naps. Maybe your friends like to party hard, but you like to nap harder. Take some long hard naps with this funny and lazy, napping blanket!

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great blanket featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat. Perfect for someone who loves practicing black magic and petting cats all night long.

Carpe Noctem! Sieze the Night with this parody take on the phrase Carpe Diem- or Sieze the Day. Perfect for night owls, insomniacs, staying up late, looking at stars, partying, getting turnt, party animals, horrific night beasts from the black abyss, and eating pizza while marathoning Netflix all night long instead of tending to your responsibilities, like sleep. You should probably sleep.

It didn't take you long to realize that school wasn't for you! This design is perfect for showing the world how much you despise school! Ideal for school, college, university, work, are just hanging out with friends. Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! Apples! This cool design is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor!

Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!