Trending Phroge Unisex Long Sleeve Socks

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

Meee-oww!!! These kitties have got some claws! Get grumpy and adorable with this angry kitty design.

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter for those who dare - the Venus Flytrap Vulvas! These daring socks showcase the beauty and power of the infamous carnivorous plant in a way that's both fun and fearless. Wear them with pride and let the world know that you're not afraid to take risks. The design is perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of hidden images and love a playful NSFW home decor. Whether you're heading to work or off on an adventure, these socks will keep your feet stylish and comfortable all day long. They're perfect for plant lovers looking for a way to mix in some edgy humor into their wardrobe. So, if you're ready to ditch the boring and embrace the bold, slip into a pair of Venus Flytrap Vulvas and prepare for the attention you'll receive!

Way hay and up she rises! Shave his belly with a rusty razor! Put Em in a long boat till he's sober! stick in a barrel with a hosepipe on em! early in the morning!

Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

She's the sailor-drowning punk siren that will rock harder than a hurricane! This twist on the classic siren includes a punk mohawk, sleeves of old-school sailor tats, and a ferocious fish friend that might chew your hand off. Don't mess with this sassy siren or you'll get cursed at like a sailor!

Get trippy with this crunchy, glitchy pixel art design that calls back to a time when tvs would sometimes have spooky color splashes with long tones over them.

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Are you a proud goat parent? Then wear your love for your kids loud and proud with our "I Love My Kids (Goat)" socks! Whether you're celebrating Mother's Day or just want to show off your goat pride, these socks are perfect for any occasion. Featuring an adorable baby goat, this design is both punny and cute. Plus, the high-quality material ensures long-lasting comfort for all-day wear. Don't let anyone tell you that goat love isn't real - wear your heart (and feet) on your sleeve with our "I Love My Kids (Goat)" socks! So, go ahead and rock these socks to the next family gathering or cute goat festival and show your love to the world. Your goat kids will thank you for it!

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!

Have a spoopy sing-a-long with this cute, "Baby Ghost Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo" design inspired by the viral sensation that is baby shark. Perfect for halloween, trendy songs, and loving ghosts!

Looking for a pair of socks that will make you stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Space Dinos socks! Featuring a humorous and tongue-in-cheek design, these socks are perfect for anyone who's a fan of science fiction, dinosaurs, or just loves a good laugh. But don't let the joke fool you - with a high-quality construction and durable materials, these socks are built to last and will keep your feet comfortable all day long. Whether you're headed to work, running errands, or just lounging around the house, these socks are sure to become one of your favorites. With a bold and colorful design that's sure to catch people's eye, these socks are the perfect fashion statement for anyone who wants to show off their love of space, technology, and all things dino. So why wait? Order your pair of Space Dinos socks today and join the legion of fans who can't get enough of these fun and funky socks!

Stand up for the fight for equal pay with this "But First, Equal Pay" feminist, and economic equality design. Perfect for fighting for gender equity, human rights, justice, and long overdue equal pay for equal work!

There's no better way to show your nostalgia for the nineties better than with this Game Boy Pop Art Pattern! Attempting to play your gameboy by lamp post during a long car ride was the biggest struggle of a 90's kid. Thank god for the little light attachments that were created!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your feet? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern design is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your feet? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern design is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your feet? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern design is for you!

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

I long to see the sunlight in your leaves, and tell you time and time again how much I care, aloe. Water you waiting for? Show your plants how much you love them with this funny Aloe pun!

Show a loved one the relationship you share is well watered with rich nutritious soil and you can't leaf em alone for too long with this cute plant pun perfect for any plant parent!

I always don my gay apparel, even outside of Christmas. Why? 'Cause I'm gay all year long. Happy holigays and a Happy New Queer with this very gay Christmas design!

I always don my gay apparel, even outside of Christmas. Why? 'Cause I'm gay all year long. Happy holigays and a Happy New Queer with this very gay Christmas design!