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This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

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At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Introducing our bold and cheeky "Banana Penis Pattern" credit card sticker, designed to add a playful twist to your wardrobe! This one-of-a-kind design is a delightful blend of humor and artistic expression. Inspired by our fascination with the quirks of nature, this pattern features a multitude of charming, penis-bananas whimsically arranged. Embracing the notion of lightheartedness, our sticker is a testament to the power of laughter and the joy of sporting something unexpected. Be prepared to turn heads, spark conversations, and showcase your fun-loving personality with this extraordinary piece! Forget conventional prints, our "Banana Penis Pattern" sticker is a unique conversation starter that perfectly captures a mischievous sense of humor. Flaunting this lively design, you'll effortlessly stand out from the crowd, making a vibrant statement wherever you go. Imbued with a touch of naughtiness and a dash of youthful energy, this credit card sticker transcends boundaries and celebrates individuality. Explore your fun side with our "Banana Penis Pattern" sticker, where wit, artistry, and confidence collide!

Introducing our hilariously cheeky "(NSFW) Naughty Bits Valentine's Candy" credit card sticker, the ultimate conversation starter for those who appreciate a dash of naughtiness on Valentine's Day! This daring design is a celebration of all things mischievous, promising a playful twist to your wardrobe like never before. With a cleverly placed title, be ready to spread a little spicy fun wherever you go! Created for those who embrace their inner flirt, this sticker will have heads turning and smiles breaking out left and right. The "(NSFW) Naughty Bits Valentine's Candy" design captures the essence of playful intimacy, perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries while maintaining a light-hearted approach. Whether you're looking to spice up a romantic date or simply want to showcase your adventurous side, this sticker is sure to set the mood for an unforgettable Valentine's Day. Embrace the daring and the delightful, and let this credit card sticker be your provocative Valentine's Day statement!

Introducing our bold and unapologetic "Don't Be A Dick" credit card sticker, a provocative statement designed to challenge the status quo and encourage respectful behavior. This eye-catching design showcases a powerful message, urging individuals to choose kindness over rudeness in their daily interactions. It serves as a reminder to embrace empathy and understanding, fostering a society where compassion triumphs over negativity. With its striking typography and unfiltered honesty, this sticker sparks meaningful conversations and pushes the boundaries of social norms, inviting people to reflect on their actions and strive for a more harmonious world. Affixing our "Don't Be A Dick" credit card sticker is an act of rebellion, an expression of individuality, and a commitment to creating a better environment for all. Whether you choose to sport this daring piece at social gatherings, community events, or even at the coffee shop, it will undoubtedly turn heads and provoke thought-provoking discussions. It's an empowering opportunity to challenge the existing stereotypes and redefine societal norms, promoting a culture of respect, acceptance, and open-mindedness. Dare to apply this statement with pride, letting your card speak volumes about your commitment to a more compassionate world. Join us in spreading the message, starting conversations, and breaking down barriers -- one "Don't Be A Dick" credit card sticker at a time.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing our bold and cheeky "Gay For Glizzies" tee - the perfect piece for those who love hot dogs (and hot buns)! This tee is a fun and playful way to celebrate your love for the classic American snack, while also embracing your individuality and identity. Whether you're at a barbecue or running errands around town, this shirt is sure to turn heads and get people talking. Not only is this tee a great conversation starter, but it also promotes inclusivity and acceptance. By proudly declaring your love for "glizzies" (a popular term for hot dogs), you are not only celebrating your own preferences, but also showing support and love for the LGBTQ+ community. So wear this tee with pride and know that you are making a statement and spreading positive vibes everywhere you go! lgbtq+ food puns glizzy penis gay pride gay rights t-shirt fashion glizzies hot dogs food humor slogan statement bold graphic colorful unisex topical trendy casual streetwear modern.

Introducing our bold and cheeky "Gay For Glizzies" tee - the perfect piece for those who love hot dogs (and hot buns)! This tee is a fun and playful way to celebrate your love for the classic American snack, while also embracing your individuality and identity. Whether you're at a barbecue or running errands around town, this shirt is sure to turn heads and get people talking. Not only is this tee a great conversation starter, but it also promotes inclusivity and acceptance. By proudly declaring your love for "glizzies" (a popular term for hot dogs), you are not only celebrating your own preferences, but also showing support and love for the LGBTQ+ community. So wear this tee with pride and know that you are making a statement and spreading positive vibes everywhere you go! lgbtq+ food puns glizzy penis gay pride gay rights t-shirt fashion glizzies hot dogs food humor slogan statement bold graphic colorful unisex topical trendy casual streetwear modern.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!