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What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

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Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

You know you have that Big Pie Energy when the notion of baking anything instantly makes anyone think of you! Make some mean pies this thanksgiving with this funny twist on BDE.

Miss Medusa says to open your eyes and look at her. She just wants to check you out, no need to feel intimidated.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Introducing our latest addition to the weekenders - the Floral Penis Pattern Blue! This unique and attention-grabbing design is not for the faint of heart. Perfect for those who want to make a bold statement and show off their playful side, this weekend bag is a must-have. With its tasteful yet daring pattern, you are sure to turn heads at every turn. Don't be afraid to let your personality shine through with this one-of-a-kind bag. Whether you're going away for the weekend or simply need a fashionable storage solution, the Floral Penis Pattern Blue is the perfect choice. Get ready to add some excitement to your collection and make a statement that is hard to ignore!

Don't look into this feline's eyes or you'll be turned into stone! Perfect for lovers of all things mythological, this design features a purrfect Medusa parody. Meow!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Show off your big moon energy with this funny BDE parody design, perfect for tracking the phases of the moon, howling at a full moon, being really affected by a super moon, and just being dark and mysterious and endlessly admired like the heavenly being you are.

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer tote bags at your next ugly sweater party.

Introducing our all-new Floral Penis Rainbow tote, designed exclusively for those who like to make bold statements. With its unique and edgy design, this tote is perfect for standing out from the crowd and making people turn their heads. Flaunt your sense of humor by carrying this hilarious and mildly offensive tote around town. Its perfect for carrying your everyday essentials or for hitting the gym in style. The rainbow of colors in the design adds a playful and vibrant touch, making it a great accessory for all seasons. The floral penis pattern is subtle enough to catch people off guard and leave them giggling in surprise. Get your hands on this one-of-a-kind tote now and make a quirky addition to your accessory collection!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!