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Medusa With Dick Neck Gaiters

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Popsicle Penises Neck Gaiter

Popsicle Penises Neck Gaiter

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Hella Neck Game Brachiosaurus Neck Gaiter

Hella Neck Game Brachiosaurus Neck Gaiter

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire Neck Gaiter

Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire Neck Gaiter

Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire... that's how that classic Christmas song goes, right? Or is it chestnuts.... irrelevant, because alt-right nuts can burn, that is, if you can find balls on any of those alt-right trolls. Let us beautiful liberal snowflakes fall with their ashes. The alt-right is extremely problematic, so show off your liberal pride with this hilariously inappropriate Christmas design.

MEH-dusa Neck Gaiter

MEH-dusa Neck Gaiter

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Big Ween Energy Neck Gaiter

Big Ween Energy Neck Gaiter

Show the world you're ready for Halloween all year round with this funny Big Ween Energy design- showing off a massive Jack o' lantern putting off those big mood spooky vibes!

Banana penis pattern Neck Gaiter

Banana penis pattern Neck Gaiter

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

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Don't Look At Me Medusa Neck Gaiter

Don't Look At Me Medusa Neck Gaiter

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Pastel Penis Pattern Neck Gaiter

Pastel Penis Pattern Neck Gaiter

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Penis Constellation Pattern Neck Gaiter

Penis Constellation Pattern Neck Gaiter

Show your love for stargazing and dick with this funny penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby Neck Gaiter

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby Neck Gaiter

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Dicktor Who Neck Gaiter

Dicktor Who Neck Gaiter

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

The Hung Man Tarot Neck Gaiter

The Hung Man Tarot Neck Gaiter

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

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Penis Pastries Pattern Neck Gaiter

Penis Pastries Pattern Neck Gaiter

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Penis Produce Pattern Neck Gaiter

Penis Produce Pattern Neck Gaiter

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Penis Produce Pattern Neck Gaiter

Penis Produce Pattern Neck Gaiter

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Neck Gaiter

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Neck Gaiter

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Merry Dickmas Neck Gaiter

Merry Dickmas Neck Gaiter

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Floral Penis Rainbow Neck Gaiter

Floral Penis Rainbow Neck Gaiter

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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