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The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue Hooded Sweatshirts
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This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral shirt features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsDerek D.2023-01-02
Excellent
Excellent
Color
black
Size
2x
Derek D.2023-01-02
Great hoodie, soft and warm
Great hoodie, soft and warm
Color
black
Size
2x
Greydon G.2022-02-11
Perfect sweatshirt
My daughter loves it. Soft material. She is a thin, 5’5” teenager and we bought her a medium. It is a great, slightly oversized sweatshirt at that size, but not too big. Sleeves are just the right length.
Color
athletic_gray
Size
md
MATTHEW D.2022-02-10
Perfect
Just some PERFECT funny HOODIES. I bought 20+ so far for the family!
Color
athletic_royal
Size
lg
Lauren K.2022-01-20
Love it!
Soft and Fits perfect!
Color
athletic_gray
Size
md
Henry L.2021-10-25
Good Quality Product
Good Quality Product
Color
athletic_royal
Size
xl
Jordan C.2021-05-13
This is the softest damn hoodie
I was pleasantly surprised the first time I put this bad boy on. IT'S SO SOFT ON THE INSIDE. I never want to take it off.
Color
black
Size
xl
Heidi C.2021-04-19
Perfect!
My daughter loved it!
Color
athletic_gray
Size
sm
Courtney B.2021-04-16
A gift for a friend
He loved it! Product exactly as described!
Color
black
Size
2x
Gillian B.2021-04-09
Love it
It’s comfy and the design is perfect and not too expensive just perfect
Color
black
Size
xl
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