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Nothing For You, Whore Blankets
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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsSamantha Z.2023-08-06
Love this site!
I love all the products I've purchased from look human. The site is great and easy to navigate. Lots of great stuff!
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Suzanne D.2022-12-29
I love this website.
I love this website. The products are always hilarious and well-made. When part of a recent order was missing two items I was able to call and talk to someone who was very helpful and they had the missing mercy come in very fast! Not to mention, this blanket is SO SOFT and perfect for my bed. Thank you!
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Nora J.2022-12-16
Excellent
Excellent
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William P.2022-12-08
Absolutely love all of the
Absolutely love all of the merchandise. Love the product design.
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William P.2022-12-08
Hilarious design we’re giving to
Hilarious design. Always can count on punny gifts from LookHUMAN!
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The K.2022-03-26
Love it!
Love it!
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Kalendra G.2021-01-14
It's nice!
The only thing I could complain about is that it has more of a fuzzy towel consistency, but it’s nice!
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JUSTIN C.2020-12-26
Pretty cool
The design looks great and the throw is warm.
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Lesly G.2020-12-18
Love it
So cute and super comfy
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Lacey R.2020-12-11
It’s really cute!
It’s really cute but after a cold wash and tumble dry it's a little wrinkly - otherwise, I like it!
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