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Why Does The Planet Have A Boner? T-Shirts
Why Does The Planet Have A Boner? Tee
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The phrase "Why does the planet have a boner?" humorously captures the curiosity and amusement sparked by the distinctive geological formation described in the "Collecting Super Samples at the Cock Rock" design, inspired by the Helldivers game. This playful inquiry pokes fun at the unexpected and comically suggestive shape of a rock formation near the game's extraction site, which bears a striking resemblance to male genitalia. It highlights the juxtaposition between the serious, high-stakes environment of the game and the light-hearted, irreverent humor found within its world, creating a memorable moment that resonates with players and fans alike. This question not only reflects the surprise and hilarity encountered in the game but also underscores the community's appreciation for the developers' sense of humor, adding an extra layer of enjoyment to the gaming experience.

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The phrase "Why does the planet have a boner?" humorously captures the curiosity and amusement sparked by the distinctive geological formation described in the "Collecting Super Samples at the Cock Rock" design, inspired by the Helldivers game. This playful inquiry pokes fun at the unexpected and comically suggestive shape of a rock formation near the game's extraction site, which bears a striking resemblance to male genitalia. It highlights the juxtaposition between the serious, high-stakes environment of the game and the light-hearted, irreverent humor found within its world, creating a memorable moment that resonates with players and fans alike. This question not only reflects the surprise and hilarity encountered in the game but also underscores the community's appreciation for the developers' sense of humor, adding an extra layer of enjoyment to the gaming experience.
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The phrase "Why does the planet have a boner?" humorously captures the curiosity and amusement sparked by the distinctive geological formation described in the "Collecting Super Samples at the Cock Rock" design, inspired by the Helldivers game. This playful inquiry pokes fun at the unexpected and comically suggestive shape of a rock formation near the game's extraction site, which bears a striking resemblance to male genitalia. It highlights the juxtaposition between the serious, high-stakes environment of the game and the light-hearted, irreverent humor found within its world, creating a memorable moment that resonates with players and fans alike. This question not only reflects the surprise and hilarity encountered in the game but also underscores the community's appreciation for the developers' sense of humor, adding an extra layer of enjoyment to the gaming experience.

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Micheal C.2023-07-22

Love it

Love it
Color white
Size lg
Seamus D.2023-01-17

Perfect fit

I'm tall and slim. These are fantastic. The colour is exactly as pictured and the fabric is high quality. I will definitely be buy more in future.
Color kelly_green
Size lg
Samuel S.2022-12-29

Great product, Fast service

Was very pleased with what I got to. My daughter loved it for Christmas.
Color cardinal_red
Size lg
Gia V.2022-12-24

Great Quality

I absolutely love this shirt! It’s soft and comfy, which is a plus when I’m constantly moving around all day. I’ve gotten complements in the shirt and some laughs too!
Color natural
Size 3x
Britt M.2022-12-24

Perfect Timing

Quickly shipped
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Tyler C.2022-12-12

Great shirt

Fits great and the print is wonderful. Recipient loved it.
Color black
Size 2x
Maureen D.2022-07-10

Men's political t-shirt

The color and size were perfect but the material is very thin.
Color vintage_turquoise
Size 3x
Scott J.2022-07-02

Awesome shirt

I get a lot of compliments on this awesome shirt. It was delivered quickly, fits great and speaks for itself!!
Color royal_blue
Size lg
Steve W.2022-05-08

Good product fast delivery

Good product fast delivery
Color black
Size sm
Kevin B.2022-04-22

My wife loved it

This was birthday gift for my wife. She loved it and all her friends are asking where did it come from. Thanks LookHuman
Color soft_pink
Size lg
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