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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Tote Totes
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsCelebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this tote! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this tote is perfect for expressing your rage!
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Celebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this tote! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this tote is perfect for expressing your rage!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsHeather A.2023-05-04
Fantastic!
Love the pattern and it came quickly and was packaged nicely.
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Harriet G.2023-04-03
Good Tote.
I was disappointed with the size, but that was my fault. I really like the bag overall, but should have paid more attention that this was the 13" size.
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whi
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Benjamin S.2022-08-12
Great π
Great π
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whi
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one_size
Anita M.2021-06-10
Great! Timely! Happy with product!
Great! Timely! Happy with product!
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mariah o.2021-04-16
Wonderful
Itβs gorgeous and well made.
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Mary M.2020-12-24
Good size and looks great
Good size and looks great π
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whi
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Melanie B.2020-10-04
Totes adorbes
Totes adorbes
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whi
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Cari B.2020-03-24
This was a gift, and
This was a gift, and she loved it!
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Constance L.2020-02-24
Gift
This was a gift to me. Totally appropriate and made me smile. No way to do better.
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Mishara M.2020-02-22
Very nice material, a good
Very nice material, a good size. Delivered on time and looks great
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whi
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