Winter Nsfw

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

Show the world that you're into fantasy...games with this, "Yeah, I'm Into BDSM - Battles, Dragons, Swords, and Magic" with this Dungeons and Dragons parody! Perfect for loving all kinds of role play, but mostly the gaming kind.

You might call going to the woods for a weekend a nice nature themed retreat, but I like to call it low key apocalypse survival prepping. Get a laugh out of your fellow campers and nature lovers with this t shirt perfect for people who love to prepare for emergencies, believe they should prepare for anything, and love imagining their comfortable vacation retreat is actually just preparing for the end of days in the lightest, low-keyest way imaginable.