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We Are Not You Sexual Fantasy Blankets

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TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

Garden Of Secret Horrors Blanket

Garden Of Secret Horrors Blanket

The perfect design for anyone who loves oddities, horror and beautiful strange things. On the surface it looks like a ordinary Victorian inspired floral design but look at little closer and you'll see all kinds of strange things: tentacles, eyes, teeth, bones, dollbabies, lots of creepy little things the harder you look.

I'm Not Dead... Yet Blanket

I'm Not Dead... Yet Blanket

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Believe Locker Room Poster Blanket

Believe Locker Room Poster Blanket

Bring the ability to BELIEVE with you everywhere with this, Ted Lasso-inspired design. Perfect for loving to be optimistic, wholesome tv shows and fans of the AFC Richmond soccer team!

I Have A Huge Package For You Santa Blanket

I Have A Huge Package For You Santa Blanket

Weird Santa to creep out friends and family this holiday season. Get this creepy dirty joke Santa shirt featuring the phrase I have a huge package for you!

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

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My Sexuality is Orcs Blanket

My Sexuality is Orcs Blanket

My sexuality is big, gruff green, tusked fantasy creatures known as Orcs. There is nothing than that temperament either. Orcs are just F***ing awesome, there is no fantasy creature that is better. Human are just so boring sometimes.

High Sexual Blanket

High Sexual Blanket

High sexual, bi-sexual, high and bi? Show off your bisexual stoner pride with this gradient weed leaf design!

High Sexual Blanket

High Sexual Blanket

High sexual, bi-sexual, high and bi? Show off your bisexual stoner pride with this gradient weed leaf design!

My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket

My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket

Help stop slut shaming and raise awareness through feminism in this inspirational floral blanket featuring the phrase "My sexuality is none of your business". This design is perfect for people who go to rallies, protests, slutwalk, want to smash the patriarchy, promote social justice, and are comfortable with their sexuality and their sex life.

My Sexual Preference Is Yea Blanket

My Sexual Preference Is Yea Blanket

Oh yes, please. Pansexuals are pretty much down to clown with anyone- guys, girls, and folks who dance nowhere near the gender binary, all are welcome. The ocean of queerness is wide and wonderful, so grab this pan pride blanket and chart those waters.

We Did It We Did It Joe Blanket

We Did It We Did It Joe Blanket

"We did it, we did it joe. You're going to be the next president of the United States" , quote Vice President elect Kamala Harris to President elect Joe Biden. Trump lost, say it again, Trump lost! Trump lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, We Did it! Show your enthusiasm for your new President and Vice President with this iconic Kamala Harris quote, Kamala and Joe Biden blanket / home decor!

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You and I Just Click Blanket

You and I Just Click Blanket

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Single, Taken (UFO) Blanket

Single, Taken (UFO) Blanket

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

Protect The Vulnerable Blanket

Protect The Vulnerable Blanket

Show the world that we are only as strong as the most vulnerable with this, "Protect The Vulnerable" design, with a small plant and nature within a force field. Perfect for activism, social justice, and fighting for human rights.

DnD Princesses Meg Necromancer Blanket

DnD Princesses Meg Necromancer Blanket

These princesses don't fear any Dungones or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can slay them??

I Love You Pig Time Blanket

I Love You Pig Time Blanket

I love you pig time! Oink! Oink! Show off your love for your friend, family or partner with this cute piggy pun design.

Good Times And Witchy Vibes Blanket

Good Times And Witchy Vibes Blanket

Good Times And Witchy Vibes! You know when your hanging with your witches it's always gonna radiate good vibes!

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