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Don't Threaten Me With a Gourd Time Greeting Card
Don't threaten me with a gourd time! Get ready to have a good time this fall with this pumpkin, squash and gourd fall design.
You Otter Leave Me Alone Greeting Card
I'm cute and cuddly, but i will fight you. Don't mess with me! I am the embodiment of chaos!!
Delicate And Shy But Will Stab You Unicorn Greeting Card
Don't mistake my cuteness for weakness! Keep people warned and threaten with your horn AND knife with this, "Delicate And Shy But Will Stab You" cute unicorn with a knife design!
Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card
You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!
Gimme Yo Bank or Get the Shank Greeting Card
Cats are simple creatures, they demand something of you and you give it to them, it's not rocket science!
Mushroom With Knife Greeting Card
You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.
I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card
I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!
Mess With My Dirt You Get The Hurt Greeting Card
Mess with the dirt you get the hurt. Show your love for threatening prose with this design featuring an illustration of an earthworm brandishing a knife.
Apocalypse Meow Greeting Card
The Apawcalypse is nigh! Celebrate our turbilent world with this cute kitty who's already raising up her own ruckus!
Snail With Knife Greeting Card
Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!
Mess With The Fairy Shit Will Get Scary Greeting Card
Fairy Armadillos are so cute! Such as this lil gal, tho she isn't to be trifled with, she's got shivs for hands! So Try not to get on her bad side, eh? Lovers of Fairy Armadillos know just how adorable these lil scaly fluffers can be.
I'm A Bad Boy Greeting Card
I'm a bad boy with a bad attitude. I'm only approachable if you're looking for a bad time. My signature greeting is "Hi, it's knife to meet you.
Mess With The Ribbit, You Get The Shivvit Greeting Card
This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?
I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card
I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.
I Want To Sin Ominous Snake Greeting Card
This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this threatening snake just looking for a good time.
Raccoon With Knife Greeting Card
This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Be mildly threatening to keep distance with the funny, trash animal design with a raccoon wielding a knife.
Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card
...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.
Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Greeting Card
Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.
Cut Me Coward (Onion) Greeting Card
Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.
Mess With The Shell You Get Hell Greeting Card
This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?
VHS and Kill Greeting Card
Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!
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Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!
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