Trending Stay Inside Goth Blankets

The OG social distancing champions are cryptids! They stay so far away no one ever really sees them! They never come out! Show off your love for cryptids like Bigfoot, Mothman and The Lochness Monster with this funny, social distancing, cryptid blanket, home decor.

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Be spooky cute with this pastel goth, skull pattern design! Perfect for loving bright colors and bones!

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

Just a cat collecting their nine lives! Show how every cat gathers nine lives with this funny grim reaper, illustrative cat design. Perfect for loving cat jokes, visual puns, and clever humor!

Sometimes you just got to express that inner tension and rage welling up inside of you. Be like this possum and practice healthy coping mechanisms by screeching 'reeeeeeeeee.

Yaas, Queen! Another year in the books! Stay your sassy self and celebrate the new year.

Show off your cute and goth side with these goth candy hearts! Why not be creepy this Valentine's day with this cute goth candy heart shirt!

You're no ordinary goth, you're a magical goth. Show off your occult, witchy, dark magic with this, "Magical Goth Unicorn" design. Great goth gifts featuring drip text and a melting unicorn!

This unicorn shirt is great for goth, witchy, occult lovers who love fantasy and all things dark and weird like this art illustration of a unicorn skull with crystals and geometry. This hipster skull shirt is perfect for fans of geometric art, unicorn shirts, unicorn skulls, horse skulls and skull shirts.

"Do What Thou Wilt". Celebrate the great words of occult icon Aleister Crowly with this witchy neon illustration. Crystal skulls, Victorian three-eyed bunny girls, and creepy snakes and a symbolic triangle. Just because you're into witches, the weird, horror and the occult doesn't mean you can't enjoy some brightly colored circus art.

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.

I'll stay home for Christmas, you can count on me! It may be a quarantined Christmas but that doesn't mean you still can't be festive and celebrate! Celebrate the holidays indoors this season with this cute, Christmas, quarantine blanket / home decor.

Sometimes goths like to show off a little cheer during the holidays~ enjoy the holiday season with a little less color and a little more bones with this Merry Gothmas blanket !

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

In these hard times, it's important to take care of yourself, and others! Be gay and stay inside! Queerantine yourself with this cute and queer, quarantine blanket, home decor!

Stay at home and be gay! It's important to stay inside, in order to be safe and keep others safe! Stay at home and be gay at home with this cute, rainbow colored, LGBTQIA, stay at home blanket, home decor!

When did it go, Wendigo? Show your love for Wendigo, the people-eating evil spirit of Nova Scotia, with this gothic-inspired design!

The image of the serpent or dragon eating itself is an ancient symbol that dates back to Ancient Egypt. The most known depiction is the Ouroboros found in the practice of alchemy and has been adapted into Gnosticism and Hermeticism as well. Every culture has its own variant of the ancient symbol of the infinite and now you can appreciate it with this design.

In life, it's either ride or die. For anyone who feels kawaii as f*ck but also feels like death simultaneously, this pastel goth design will probably speak to you on a spiritual level. This is perfect for fans of the pastel goth aesthetic, unicorns or the Grim Reaper.

I'm not mad, I'm just a little on "hedge" today! Look edgy and tell people to stay back because you're just a little on edge today with this cute and funny, hedgehog blanket!

Are you a witchy women handing out spells and talisman to the locals? Then this design is for you. This witchcraft inspired design features an illustration of a spooky house with a ghost coming out of the chimney along with the phase "Village Witch.

This woke blanket is a perfect daily reminder to both take care of yourself, get a good nights sleep, take naps and also resist and persist, take naps but stay woke! This nap blanket is great for fans of protest shirts, civil rights and woke baes.

These princesses don't fear any Dungones or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can slay them??

Good Times And Witchy Vibes! You know when your hanging with your witches it's always gonna radiate good vibes!

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

You know what's punk? Drinking water and staying hydrated. All the homies hate dehydration.

You know what's punk? Drinking water and staying hydrated. All the homies hate dehydration.