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Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Share the spirit of the season with a dash of satan with this cute and funny, hail satan parody, Valentine's day conversation heart shirt!

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell shirt! Let the world know you worship the dark lord, Spicy Heck Boy!

Save the earth and hail Satan. Show your love for the environment and the Dark Lord with this Baphomet and Earth Day inspired design.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Feeling Sexy and Satanic? Obvi! Show off your confidence and baphomet beauty with this cute devil design!

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

WOOF! Fresh from the depths of hell, it's your dog! Let the people know that you love a little furry demon in this hellacious design.

The only reason people suffer in hell with cute Satan is because he doesn't understand humans don't typically enjoy swimming in lava. It's like a hotel run by children and everything is on fire and the food is probably poisoned... but hey, at least he has manners.

Have you taken a moment to thank Satan today? Be devilishly adorable today with this cheeky Satan tee!

The High Witch Tarot. You may have heard of The High Priestess Tarot, but this remake gets a satanic spin. Lot's of similarity between this and the original tarot stylistically, but this High Witch is ready to curse baby! Perfect for witchy peeps who read or love the art of tarot!

this adorable goat is here to introduce you to the prospect that you can be both cute AND a sinner! Kawaii and colorful, this guy can still cause a ruckus. Don't let people underestimate you just because your small and cute!

This teen witch shirt is perfect for fans of witch shirts, coffee lovers, hail satan shirts, satanists, witches, the occult and coffee shirts. Drink coffee, hail Satan. This witch will take her coffee black, to match her soul and wardrobe.

It's that moment when you want your day to just be over with, but you're too lazy or have too many responsibilities that you have to reschedule with Satan.

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody shirt.

HONK it's hades here to be a horrible goose from hell. Show off your sassy spice with this, "Spicy Honk Bonk" goose devil design!

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

If you're going to sin, might as well go all out, right?

Satan has a point---the more heat, the better the catalyst to get that dream bod you've always wanted.

Hail Leftovers, Eat Satan! I mean ... Satan would approve of your leftover Thanksgiving food sandwich! Show up to the Holiday meal in style.

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.

Ever heard of a goth goat before? No? Well, let me present to you: Goath.

All hail lord Satan and take the holiday of Christmas to grow his dark army. For something delightfully offensive or for those who love some black metal aesthetic this holiday season, this "Keep Christ Out of Christmas shirt" is perfect for a satanic December 25th.

All hail lord Satan and take the holiday of Christmas to grow his dark army. For something delightfully offensive or for those who love some black metal aesthetic this holiday season, this "Keep Christ Out of Christmas shirt" is perfect for a satanic December 25th.