Best Selling Satan Blankets

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Every time you pet a cat, you pay homage to the deepest forces of evil which reside within it. Praise satan, pet your cat! The purring just means it's working.

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

Save the earth and hail Satan. Show your love for the environment and the Dark Lord with this Baphomet and Earth Day inspired design.

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody, home decor/blanket.

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great blanket featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat. Perfect for someone who loves practicing black magic and petting cats all night long.

Drink coffee, hail Satan. This witch will take her coffee black, to match her soul and wardrobe. Maybe I'll make a Faustian pact to never ever run out of coffee, dunno if that's really worth my soul...who am I kidding, coffee is great, yes it is.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

All hail lord Satan and take the holiday of Christmas to grow his dark army. For something delightfully offensive or for those who love some black metal aesthetic this holiday season, this "Keep Christ Out of Christmas shirt" is perfect for a satanic December 25th.

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived! When you hath arrived, the party hath started. Satanic folk always know how to party, let's indulge in some sinning like this cute Baphomet! Drink and be merry!

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived! When you hath arrived, the party hath started. Satanic folk always know how to party, let's indulge in some sinning like this cute Baphomet! Drink and be merry!

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

HONK it's hades here to be a horrible goose from hell. Show off your sassy spice with this, "Spicy Honk Bonk" goose devil design!

Hail Satan. I practice the fine art of bitchcraft, so you bettter not cross my path or I will unleash a horde of demons upon ye.

When I say I have BDE I mean I possess big demon energy! Praise satan and show off your big demonic energy with this Big dick energy satan parody design.

Looking for the perfect gift for the satan worshiping black metal enthusiast in your life? Look no further! This super cozy blanket which reads "The Devil Loves Metal" with a rough inverse pentagram on it is sure to impress, whether you favor black metal, death metal, or classic metal music. Warm as hell!

A yes, The Heck Boy- a card that denotes v spicy hecky stuff like parties and debauchery and mischief, sexy things, addiction, etc. Drawing this card can mean all sorts of fricky frack. Get your next tarot reading done with this Major Arcana Devil card depicting the worlds spiciest heck boy!

Kitten will deliver us all to our doom. Sniff catnip and awaken your inner beast. Kitties are our rulers after all and ever cat should be worshipped like the god that it is. So, awaken a smile in yourself or your dark natured friends with this awesome "Sniff Catnip, Hail Kitten" design!

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

It doesn't get any blacker than outer space. Show off your hardcore metal side with this heavy metal astronaut! Rock out to some Metallica, search for proof that aliens exist, and worship Satan like a true spaceman in your home!

The Devil, Lucifer, Satan, Phil- whatever you call him, in the classic book Dante's Inferno, he has kind of a bum rap. Cast to the ninth circle of hell, encased in ice for all eternity. His wings beat in an attempt to escape, but only succeed in freezing himself further. So, not such a great lot in life. Or death. Afterlife? Who knows. Grab this illustrative piece today and show your love for that damn fine read.

Conjure up the cute and horrifying with your very own set of hell scape demons! Beelzebub, Marchosias, Valefar, Ipos and Furfur can now be summoned at your will with these cute designs to fill honor your dark fantasies now on a blanket!

Thank the one true god for the right to practice pagan rituals and believe in non-Abrahamic religions with this funny parody "Thank God" design!

Thank the one true god for the right to practice pagan rituals and believe in non-Abrahamic religions with this funny parody "Thank God" design!