New Possum Tank Tops

Introducing our "I'm Not Dead I'm Bed Rotting" t-shirt, the ultimate lazy possum parody that will leave you in stitches! This shirt is the perfect blend of humor and quirkiness, designed for those who love to embrace their inner slothfulness. Inspired by the mischievous possum, this statement tee is a hilarious way to show off your laid-back attitude and take laziness to a whole new level. With its witty slogan and eye-catching design, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. Whether you're lounging around at home or hanging out with friends, this shirt will be your new go-to for expressing your love for relaxation. Made for both men and women, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to any casual wardrobe. So why wait? Embrace your inner bed-rocker and grab our "I'm Not Dead I'm Bed Rotting" parody t-shirt today!

Introducing our hilariously quirky t-shirt, designed exclusively for the ones who never shy away from their imperfect, flawed yet absolutely lovable selves. Say it loud and proud with our "My Rolls Are Trash Possum" tee -- a celebration of embracing all our imperfections with a touch of delightful humor. Inspired by the resilience of the possum, known for its resourcefulness and adaptability, this tee encourages everyone to laugh along with life's little imperfections while radiating confidence and self-acceptance. Dare to be different with this refreshing twist on self-deprecating humor, as this tee sparks conversations and spreads smiles wherever you go. It cleverly reminds us that it's okay to have rolls, flaws, or even moments of trashiness, because that's just what makes us beautifully unique. Treat yourself or gift it to your favorite hilarious friend -- this one-of-a-kind t-shirt will bring an authentic dose of lightheartedness, wit, and self-empowerment to any wardrobe. Embrace your inner trash possum and let this t-shirt be a reminder to have fun while embracing your imperfections, embracing your own idiosyncrasies, and being unapologetically you!

Are you ready for the hottest season of the year? Get ready for a scorching adventure with our latest creation, the "Hot Goblin Summer" t-shirt. This unique shirt is the perfect blend of fun and outrageous, guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go. Featuring a bold, eye-catching design, this t-shirt is the ideal way to express your individuality and show off your love of all things wild and wonderful. With its bright, vibrant colors and whimsical graphics, the "Hot Goblin Summer" t-shirt is sure to be a hit with anyone who loves to stand out from the crowd. Whether you're heading to a music festival or just hitting the beach with friends, this shirt is bound to make you feel like the life of the party. So why wait? Grab yours today and start living your best, most goblin-y life!

Looking for a t-shirt that's fierce, edgy, and bold? Look no further than our "Give Me Chaos Or Give Me Death" t-shirt! This design is perfect for those who crave a little bit of chaos in their lives, and aren't afraid to take risks or stir up some trouble. With its simple yet impactful message, this t-shirt is sure to make a statement wherever you wear it. Whether you're hitting up a music festival, protesting for social justice, or simply want to show off your rebellious side, this "Give Me Chaos Or Give Me Death" t-shirt is the perfect choice. Made for those who refuse to be boxed in or silenced, this t-shirt is all about living life on your own terms. So go ahead, embrace the chaos, and make a statement with this fierce and unforgettable t-shirt!

Are you feeling down and out? Do you find yourself engulfed by a sea of negative emotions every other day? If yes, then this "Angry & Depressed" t-shirt is tailor-made for you. It's not often you come across a piece of clothing that truly conveys how you feel inside, but this t-shirt delivers just that - with bold, all-caps fonts that scream out the very emotions you're feeling. A perfect conversation starter, this tee will earn you nods of understanding from others who might be feeling the same way, or invoke curiosity in those who don't. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a statement. Wear it proudly and be the beacon of honesty and emotional awareness. So grab this tee and express yourself with the words you always wanted to say but couldn't find the right way to put them out there. streetwear casual outfit mental health unisex comfortable distressed design trendy unique affordable expressive printed shirt fashionable eye-catching.

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.

Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Feral? Check. Fabulous? Check. Eat garbage and only garbage? Check. The inabaility to care about what people think of eating said garbage? Check!

Feral? Check. Fabulous? Check. Eat garbage and only garbage? Check. The inabaility to care about what people think of eating said garbage? Check!

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

So, among your friends, Which one are you? The one whos always in misery? The horny one? Or maybe you just REALLY like cereal...

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

Just out here being over-educated, under-loved trash! Show off your trashy, sassy attitude with this, "Over-educated Under-loved Trash" opossum design! Perfect for being a lonely, millennial, garbage animal!

Just out here being over-educated, under-loved trash! Show off your trashy, sassy attitude with this, "Over-educated Under-loved Trash" opossum design! Perfect for being a lonely, millennial, garbage animal!

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!