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Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

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Oh wow, that's pretty, the typography, wait what does it say???.....oh penis. Fun. Show off your sassy sarcastic vibes the irony in the typography.

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What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

The Brachiosaurus is a Long Necky Boi! Show off your prehistoric swag with this cute dino boi!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

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At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

If you are a proud asexual individual with a silly sense of humor then this design is for you! This Asexual Pride design features the phrase "I've got an ace up my sleeve. It's me. I'm Ace." in the asexual pride flag colors.

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!