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A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Throwback to the greatest era ever - the 2000s! Dirty jokers, remember those airbrush tees? Mega wicked. Get this fit or talk to the hand baby.

Oh wow, that's pretty, the typography, wait what does it say???.....oh penis. Fun. Show off your sassy sarcastic vibes the irony in the typography.

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!

Introducing the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks, the most daring and hilarious addition to your sock collection! These socks are sure to make you and your friends laugh, and maybe even blush a little. This unicorn-inspired print features boldly placed phallic patterns that will have people doing double-takes and wondering if they're seeing things. These socks are perfect for a night out with friends, a bachelorette party, or as a gag gift for any occasion. Whether you're feeling naughty or just looking to add a little humor to your outfit, these socks are the perfect way to express your personality. So, what are you waiting for? Add some spice to your sock game with the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks today!

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

This emperor is a daddy, you pulled the daddy card! Show off your love for leather, daddies, queer culture and tarot decks with this "The Daddy" parody of the emperor tarot card design.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

A yes, The Heck Boy- a card that denotes v spicy hecky stuff like parties and debauchery and mischief, sexy things, addiction, etc. Drawing this card can mean all sorts of fricky frack. Get your next tarot reading done with this Major Arcana Devil card depicting the worlds spiciest heck boy!

Bring me a Dream, Mr. Sandman. Show off your love of dreaming, tarot, occult, and being a fan of The Sandman and The Hanged Man card with this tarot card mashup design!

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Somebody once told me about this tarot card in a reading. The Ogre is steeped in many layers, like an onion. He is at the start of his begrudging journey, depicted as stomping out of an outhouse with a Moon in Waxing Crescent- which may signify intention (he intends to keep you out of his swamp!). This card may also signify Love, Life, how the years start coming and they don't stop coming, and Dank memes.

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...