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Best Selling Peni Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 18 Best Selling Penis Greeting Cards and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

Happenis Greeting Card

Happenis Greeting Card

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey, it's ya bot. Get ready for ya boi the robot with this current meme and vintage robot inspired design.

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom. Show your love of mushrooms, toadstools and graphic descriptions of the President's genitals with this Mario and President Donald J Trump inspired design.

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

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