Nsfw Valentines Chocolates Pattern Blankets

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this funny, st patricks day, dick, jokes, nsfw pattern design!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

This funny winter and holiday blanket features a steaming mug of hot chocolate and the words "hot chocolate and Netflix" and is perfect for sipping a warm mug of hot chocolate, staying indoors, watching Netflix, surfing the internet, staying warm, avoiding the snow and cold, celebrating the holiday season with friends and family, and watching your favorite shows!

Indulge your sweet tooth with this adorable chocolate sprinkle blanket! This cupcake inspired cute and delicious blanket is completely diet friendly and has zero calories.