New Years Resolution Greeting Cards

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, am I right? Read the room with this, "It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times" Charles Dickens parody. Perfect for literature humor, millennials, and the ups and downs of life!

This Mom runs a tight shipwreck. Show that you're the captain of a hot mess of a family this funny sassy design featuring an illustration of a sinking ship.

Introducing the hilariously witty and downright raunchy greeting card - "I Can Show You Some Trash Racoon Possum"! This card will have you in stitches as it takes you on a filthy carpet ride through dumpster after dumpster of pure, unadulterated garbage. With its catchy title and humorous theme, this card is perfect for those who love to laugh and aren't afraid to embrace the ridiculousness of life. So what are you waiting for? Grab this card and take a journey into a whole trash world - just be sure to hold your nose and keep your eyes open wide!

Santa rawrs is coming to town! No gifts this year, only unbridled terror seen in only the likes of jurassic park. Now hold onto your butts and DON'T MOVE.

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!