Best Selling Nerd Totes

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

This funny design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!

You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the nerd with the birds with this design.

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

If you have to constantly tell people to leave you alone, you might as well have a design on a tote bag that has a candy heart telling men and women to "Forget it, Nerd." You don't want anyone to talk to you today, or any other time of the year so let's have a playful insult to get people to take the hint.

If you have to constantly tell people to leave you alone, you might as well have a design on a tote bag that has a candy heart telling men and women to "Forget it, Nerd." You don't want anyone to talk to you today, or any other time of the year so let's have a playful insult to get people to take the hint.

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

I'm Every Flavor Nerd! Science, Star Wars, Books, DnD, Gaming, Fantasy... yup, that's all up my alley! Can't pick just one thing to be nerdy about? You're just multi-faceted; show off your love for all fandoms and all things nerdy and dork with this "every flavor nerd" design!

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

Show some love for your nerdy side! If you're acute nerd and you know it, show it with this adorable math themed tote bag!

It's soup season, nerds! Celebrate the best flavors of the year with this cozy, autumn, foodie design!

It's soup season, nerds! Celebrate the best flavors of the year with this cozy, autumn, foodie design!

Nerds aren't necessarily antisocial by choice. Sometimes they're not popular in high school, but they just want to have fun like everyone else! Sport this nerdy pattern to your next convention, game night or role play campaign. Design features D&D polyhedral dice.

It's cookie season, nerds! Celebrate the sweetness of the holiday season with this holiday, winter design!

What Friluftsliv actually translates to is roughly "open air life", which is a philosophy that believes embracing fresh air and nature is good for the soul. Get some laughs from nerds, geeks, nature lovers, Norwegians, and world travelers with this funny mistranslation of the word "Friluftsliv"perfect for campers out on a hike in the woods, getting some fresh air by some mountains, or people with a bad case of wanderlust and a good sense of humor.

Keep your campaign organized with this designated "D&D Shit" Dunegons & Dragons accessory bag! Keep all of your dice and dungeoneering in one place, ya nerd!

This anxiety design is perfect for all those nerdy introverts who like to keep positive about their social anxiety and awkwardness, with sparkles and rainbows! This introvert tote is great for fans of anxiety jokes, nerd memes and nerd designs.

Video games are totally radical. This retro design is sure to please gamers who are fans of Synthwave aesthetics!

Retro DnD Gamers Unite!! Great for people who like video games AND tabletop games! Behold, a treasure, jello, and a lizard!

You roll a one and you attempts of sneaking through a dragons hoard result in many screaming kobolds. Who knew that the little squirts doubled as an alarm system? Anyway the dragon torches you.

It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the joke's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

Test your might! what goose fighter will you choose? Canadian? magpie? emperor? Perhaps even the tula fighting goose? The choice is yours!

Be careful where you step, anything around here could be a mimic... That mug, that chest, that table, maybe even that rug! This design is perfect for those of you who want their dnd friends to hesitate before touching your things...

Animals! Gotta respect their space and admire them from afar! While you can pet some of them, we reccommend keeping your distance from the wild trash cat. Their special move is "dumpster dive".

If you don't close you're mouth, I'll ALT+F4 it for you! My hands are on the keys right now, so if you know what's best for you, you'll shut it!

Have you ever read books? They're INCREDIBLY GAY. Celebrate your thirst for stories, knowledge and self discovery with this funny, nerdy gay pride design!

If you're a big ol book worm and you just so happen to be bi, congratulations! This bi pride design is for you! Celebrate both burying your nose in a good book and your identity with this cute design!

All of time and space is at your fingertips with the cryptic words of the Time Lords emblazoned across this design! Can you read the secrets of the universe in this pattern?

To the layperson, just a cute collection of tasty treats, but to those in the know, a smorgasbord of the pink puffball's favorite snacks! Can you inhale all of these goodies?

To the layperson, just a cute collection of tasty treats, but to those in the know, a smorgasbord of the pink puffball's favorite snacks! Can you inhale all of these goodies?