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"But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark. So we're going to end that, we're going to end it for boats, we're going to end it for trucks." At his Las Vegas Campaign Rally, we were again reminded that maybe we need to keep rambling, out of sorts old men from our government.

"But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark. So we're going to end that, we're going to end it for boats, we're going to end it for trucks." At his Las Vegas Campaign Rally, we were again reminded that maybe we need to keep rambling, out of sorts old men from our government.

Embrace your fiery spirit with our "I Put the Demon in Pride Month" design, featuring a devilish Kewpie sliding down a vibrant rainbow in American traditional tattoo style. This bold and playful design celebrates Pride Month with a mischievous twist, perfect for those who take pride in their unique edge. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you're here to celebrate love, individuality, and a little bit of mischief all month long!

Embrace your fiery spirit with our "I Put the Demon in Pride Month" design, featuring a devilish Kewpie sliding down a vibrant rainbow in American traditional tattoo style. This bold and playful design celebrates Pride Month with a mischievous twist, perfect for those who take pride in their unique edge. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you're here to celebrate love, individuality, and a little bit of mischief all month long!

Embrace your fiery spirit with our "I Put the Demon in Pride Month" design, featuring a devilish Kewpie sliding down a vibrant rainbow in American traditional tattoo style. This bold and playful design celebrates Pride Month with a mischievous twist, perfect for those who take pride in their unique edge. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you're here to celebrate love, individuality, and a little bit of mischief all month long!

Embrace your fiery spirit with our "I Put the Demon in Pride Month" design, featuring a devilish Kewpie sliding down a vibrant rainbow in American traditional tattoo style. This bold and playful design celebrates Pride Month with a mischievous twist, perfect for those who take pride in their unique edge. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you're here to celebrate love, individuality, and a little bit of mischief all month long!

Embrace your fiery spirit with our "I Put the Demon in Pride Month" design, featuring a devilish Kewpie sliding down a vibrant rainbow in American traditional tattoo style. This bold and playful design celebrates Pride Month with a mischievous twist, perfect for those who take pride in their unique edge. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you're here to celebrate love, individuality, and a little bit of mischief all month long!

Get ready to groove with our 'Overworked Mom's Night Out' apparel design! Featuring a retro disco ball and fun mom essentials like a Stanley Cup, coffee, and wine glass, this tee is the perfect outfit for letting loose after a long day of parenting. Whether you're hitting the town for a much-needed girls' night or just dancing around the living room, this design celebrates the resilience and fun-loving spirit of moms everywhere. So kick off those mom jeans and slip into something more fabulous -- it's time to shine on the dance floor!

Get ready to groove with our 'Overworked Mom's Night Out' apparel design! Featuring a retro disco ball and fun mom essentials like a Stanley Cup, coffee, and wine glass, this tee is the perfect outfit for letting loose after a long day of parenting. Whether you're hitting the town for a much-needed girls' night or just dancing around the living room, this design celebrates the resilience and fun-loving spirit of moms everywhere. So kick off those mom jeans and slip into something more fabulous -- it's time to shine on the dance floor!

Join the 'Overstimulated Moms Club' with our charming and relatable design, perfect for those who juggle the chaos of motherhood with grace and humor. Adorned with adorable florals, a coffee cup, and a wine glass, this tee captures the essence of multitasking and self-care. Whether you're running on caffeine or unwinding with a glass of wine after a long day, this tee is a playful nod to the challenges and joys of motherhood.

Spark a conversation and challenge societal norms with our "Everyone's Watching Women's Sports" t-shirt. This bold statement piece is not just a fashion statement, but a powerful reminder of the incredible athleticism, dedication, and skill that female athletes bring to the game. In a world where women's sports often take a backseat to men's, this tee proudly proclaims that everyone's eyes should be on the incredible performances happening in women's sports arenas around the world. Wear this tee as a symbol of support for female athletes everywhere and a call to action to increase visibility and recognition for women in sports. With a design that demands attention and a message that speaks volumes, our "Everyone's Watching Women's Sports" t-shirt is perfect for those who are passionate about equality, empowerment, and breaking down barriers. Whether you're a sports fan, an advocate for gender equality, or simply someone who appreciates a powerful message on a stylish tee, this shirt is sure to make a statement wherever you go. Join the movement to elevate women's sports to the level of recognition and respect they truly deserve and show the world that everyone should be tuning in to witness the incredible feats of athleticism and sportsmanship displayed by female athletes. women's sports support female athletes empower women in sports sports equality girl power women's soccer women's basketball sports fans women's empowerment women's athletics watch women's sports sporting events women in sports championship games women's teams sports apparel sports enthusiasts athletic apparel women in sports media.

Introducing our "Look What You Did You Little Jerk" t-shirt, perfect for all the pranksters and mischief-makers out there. This bold and cheeky design is not for the faint of heart, as it proudly proclaims a message that is sure to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go. Whether you're the mastermind behind the shenanigans or simply appreciate a good joke, this t-shirt is a fun way to express your playful personality and show the world that sometimes being a little naughty can be oh-so-fun. Embrace your mischievous side with our "Look What You Did You Little Jerk" t-shirt and let your sense of humor shine bright. Ideal for casual outings, parties, or simply lounging around at home, this tee is a conversation starter that is guaranteed to make a statement. So go ahead, channel your inner troublemaker, and wear this t-shirt with pride as a reminder that a little mischief never hurt anyone -- just like in your favorite classic movie scene.

Introducing the ultimate power statement tee for those who have had enough of letting sexism go unchecked. The "Felt Cute, Might Turn Sexist Men Into Stone Later" t-shirt is a bold declaration of empowerment and defiance against toxic masculinity. Inspired by the mythological power of Medusa, this shirt exudes an air of strength and determination, reminding all who wear it to stand up against oppressive attitudes and behaviors. With a touch of humor and a whole lot of attitude, this tee is perfect for anyone who is ready to take a stand and make a statement. Whether you're out for a casual day with friends or gearing up for a protest, this t-shirt will not only turn heads but also spark conversations about equality and respect. Don this tee with pride, and let the world know that you are not to be underestimated. funny t shirts empowering women witty shirt bold statement humorous top feminist apparel sarcastic tee unique design quirky slogan trendy fashion expressive clothing female empowerment powerful message casual wear stylish outfit eye-catching print empowering words stand out statement piece trendy top.

Introducing our "Totally Shady" t-shirt, the perfect addition to your collection for those days when you're feeling a little mysterious and oh-so-cool. Embrace your inner enigma and let the world wonder what secrets lie beneath your laid-back exterior with this effortlessly stylish tee. Whether you're sipping a coffee in a dimly lit cafe or strolling through the city streets, this shirt will have everyone intrigued by your totally shady vibe. Let your sense of intrigue shine with our "Totally Shady" t-shirt, designed for those who march to the beat of their own drum and exude a sense of mystery wherever they go. With its bold yet understated design, this shirt is the perfect statement piece for those who revel in keeping people guessing. Embrace the shadows and show the world that there's nothing wrong with being a little shady -- after all, it's what makes you utterly captivating and utterly unforgettable.

Introducing our "Big Rizz Energy(CARISMA)" t-shirt, a bold and powerful statement piece designed to exude confidence and charisma. This shirt is not just an article of clothing but a symbol of the electrifying energy and larger-than-life persona that you bring to every moment of your life. Whether you're strutting down the street or commanding a room, this shirt will amplify your presence and let everyone know that you operate on a different, extraordinary level. Embrace the essence of "Big Rizz Energy(CARISMA)" and elevate your style game to new heights. This shirt isn't just about looking good; it's about owning your space and leaving a lasting impression wherever you go. With a touch of swagger and a whole lot of charm, this t-shirt is the ultimate manifestation of your magnetic personality and unapologetic confidence. Join the movement and let your aura shine bright with the "Big Rizz Energy(CARISMA)" tee.

Introducing our adorable and relatable "All I Want Is Cuddles All I Get Is Struggles (CUTE CAT)" t-shirt! Perfect for those who can't resist the charm of cuddly felines and know the struggle of trying to get their attention. This design combines humor and cuteness in a way that will resonate with cat lovers everywhere, adding a touch of fun and warmth to your everyday wardrobe. Let the world know that you're just a soft-hearted soul looking for some love and a purr-fect cuddle buddy! Embrace the whimsical side of life and wear your heart on your sleeve, quite literally, with this endearing t-shirt. Whether you're a cat person or simply appreciate the comedy of life's little frustrations, this design captures a universal sentiment with a touch of feline flair. Spread smiles and spark conversations wherever you go, as this tee serves as a playful reminder that sometimes, all we need are cuddles to get through life's struggles. Join the cuddle club and rock this tee with pride, letting your inner cat enthusiast shine bright!

Introducing our "I'm Not Dead I'm Bed Rotting" t-shirt, the ultimate lazy possum parody that will leave you in stitches! This shirt is the perfect blend of humor and quirkiness, designed for those who love to embrace their inner slothfulness. Inspired by the mischievous possum, this statement tee is a hilarious way to show off your laid-back attitude and take laziness to a whole new level. With its witty slogan and eye-catching design, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. Whether you're lounging around at home or hanging out with friends, this shirt will be your new go-to for expressing your love for relaxation. Made for both men and women, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to any casual wardrobe. So why wait? Embrace your inner bed-rocker and grab our "I'm Not Dead I'm Bed Rotting" parody t-shirt today!

Introducing our bold and empowering "Black Feral Queer" t-shirt, an ode to the untamed and fearless spirit within us all. This design is a celebration of those who proudly embrace their identity as queer individuals, unapologetically breaking free from societal stereotypes and norms. Each brushstroke and letter in this design encapsulates the resilience, strength, and unyielding authenticity that comes with embracing one's true self. The words "Black Feral Queer" are a powerful proclamation, beautifully calling attention to the fierce and untamed nature of the queer community. This shirt serves as a symbol of unity, inclusivity, and the unbreakable spirit that binds us together. Designed to ignite discourse and inspire conversation, wearing this t-shirt is an act of visible rebellion against conformity and an invitation to embrace the wild, uninhibited being that resides within all of us. So, wear this unique piece with pride, and let it serve as a reminder that being true to yourself is the most revolutionary act of all.

Introducing our bold and thought-provoking tee, the "I'm Not Ugly I'm Just Poor." This design encompasses a powerful message that challenges society's narrow perception of beauty. It dares to confront the unspoken bias that often associates wealth with attractiveness. With a touch of irony and a dash of humor, this tee is a declaration of self-acceptance and resilience against societal pressures. This tee is not about vanity but rather about embracing individuality and celebrating the beauty that lies within. It serves as a reminder that true beauty transcends material possessions and monetary status. Wearing this tee not only empowers you, but it also acts as a catalyst for important conversations surrounding social inequality and the unrealistic beauty standards perpetuated by society. Embrace your uniqueness, stand against stereotypes, and let this tee be a representation of your inner strength and unwavering confidence. After all, beauty is not determined by what we own, but by the love and compassion we share with the world.

Introducing our captivating t-shirt design that is sure to spark intrigue and fascination - "I'll Drink To The Afterlife." Embracing the enigmatic and ethereal nature of the afterlife, this design encapsulates the belief that there is always more to existence than meets the eye. Whether you interpret it as a toast to the mystic realms beyond or a celebration of life's eternal journey, this design invites you to ponder the captivating wonders of the unknown and embrace the mysterious beauty that lies within the realms of the afterlife. With its bold and thought-provoking typography, this t-shirt serves as a conversation starter, igniting discussions about life's deeper meanings and the intriguing mysteries that lie ahead. Inspired by the human quest for knowledge, spirituality, and the uncharted territories of existence, the "I'll Drink To The Afterlife" t-shirt design captures the essence of embracing the unknown with open arms and an adventurous spirit. Through its minimalist yet powerful visuals, this design becomes a symbol of curiosity, an invitation to dive deep into the depths of our imagination, and a reminder that life's journey continues long after our earthly presence. Whether you wear it as an expression of your own philosophical beliefs or simply appreciate the enigmatic charm it holds, this captivating t-shirt design invites you to ponder the great mysteries that await us all in the afterlife.

Embrace your untamed spirit with our Feral Mode t-shirt, designed to cater to the wild side within all of us. This one-of-a-kind garment is a powerful symbol of freedom, rebellion, and primal instinct. With the words "Feral Mode" emblazoned across the chest in bold, captivating letters, this t-shirt serves as a subtle reminder to unleash your inner beast and break free from societal constraints. Featuring a sleek and minimalist design, the Feral Mode t-shirt captures the essence of the untamed wilderness. Its eye-catching typography, resembling claw marks etched on fabric, exudes a sense of raw energy and confidence. Empowering both men and women, this t-shirt invites you to tap into your primal instincts, explore uncharted territories, and unapologetically embrace your true self. Whether you wear it to a wild night out or to infuse some untamed energy into your daily routine, the Feral Mode t-shirt is a must-have for those who dare to unleash their inner feral. So, what are you waiting for? Step into the wild, embrace your feral side, and let your t-shirt be your guide.

Introducing our whimsically comforting "Emotional Support Fries" t-shirt! Designed to bring a smile to your face and warmth to your heart, this playful garment is more than just a piece of cloth; it's a deliciously comforting reminder that we all need a little emotional support every now and then. Inspired by the universally cherished comfort food, our t-shirt celebrates the power of small joys and offers a lighthearted way to embrace your emotions. Featuring a delightful illustration of a golden, perfectly crispy stack of fries, this t-shirt encapsulates the idea that even in the midst of challenging times, a little bit of comfort can go a long way. Whether you're feeling down, stressed, or in need of a pick-me-up, wearing our "Emotional Support Fries" t-shirt can serve as a gentle reminder to take care of yourself and seek comfort in life's simple pleasures. Let the world know that you're not alone, as we all understand the importance of emotional well-being and seek to promote positivity and support in every step we take. So grab your Emotional Support Fries t-shirt, embrace your emotions, and remember that you're loved, valued, and deserving of all the warmth and comfort life has to offer.

Introducing the quirky and humorous "You Forgot My Fries UFO" t-shirt, where cosmic cravings meet extraterrestrial mishaps! This out-of-this-world design captures the frustration of those moments when your fast food order mysteriously goes awry and all you wanted were some crispy fries. Our UFO-themed twist adds an amusing touch, depicting a cute alien spacecraft hovering above a burger joint, with a disappointed expression as it realizes the absence of its beloved fries. This unique t-shirt is perfect for anyone with a taste for intergalactic humor and an appreciation for the quirks of everyday life. Crafted with utmost creativity and attention to detail, our "You Forgot My Fries UFO" t-shirt is sure to be an instant conversation starter. The vibrant and bold design is printed with high-quality inks, ensuring durability and long-lasting color retention. With a comfortable fit and a unisex design, this t-shirt is suitable for all ages and occasions -- be it a casual outing, a fun-filled gathering with friends, or simply bringing a touch of extraterrestrial humor to your everyday attire. Let your fashion choices make a statement and show the world that nobody messes with an alien's fries!

Introducing our Feral Minivan Driver t-shirt, the perfect blend of humor and rebellion for those who embrace the untamed spirit of the open road. Designed for the wild souls who defy convention, this bold statement piece captures the essence of a renegade minivan owner. With its striking typographic design, the Feral Minivan Driver t-shirt dares you to break free from the status quo and embrace your inner road-tripper. Unleash your inner wildness and let the world know that you're not just any ordinary driver - you're a fearless force to be reckoned with. Whether you're shuttling a rowdy pack of kids, embarking on epic adventures, or tackling everyday errands, this t-shirt encapsulates the untamed spirit of the road. Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations as you proudly display your feral side, and let everyone know that even behind the wheel of a minivan, you're an uncontrollable force ready to take on any journey life throws your way. Embrace the wildness within and add a touch of rebellious spirit to your wardrobe with our Feral Minivan Driver t-shirt.

Introducing our fabulous "Stay At Home Girlfriend" t-shirt, specially designed for all the strong, independent women thriving in the realm of long-distance relationships. This empowering tee celebrates the tireless dedication and unwavering love of girlfriends who support their partners from afar. Whether you're holding down the fort while your significant other pursues their dreams or embracing your own personal journey, this shirt lets you wear your relationship status with pride and style. Made for the unstoppable girlfriends who embody resilience, this t-shirt delivers a powerful message about strength and commitment. The bold typography and minimalist design make a statement that transcends borders and celebrates the beauty of love that knows no distance. Wear it as a reminder of your unwavering support or as a symbol of hope for other vibrant women navigating the maze of long-distance relationships. Wherever life takes you, this "Stay At Home Girlfriend" t-shirt showcases your remarkable dedication and serves as a daily inspiration, reminding you of the extraordinary love that fuels your journey.

Introducing our cheeky and bold t-shirt that's sure to make a statement wherever you go - behold the "What's The Dill Motherpucker" tee! This tongue-in-cheek design combines humor and a dash of attitude, perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren't afraid to show off their unique sense of style. Whether you're a fan of pickles, puns, or just want to spice up your wardrobe, this tee is the ultimate conversation starter that will leave everyone curious about what you've got up your sleeve - or should we say, dill-sleeve! Crafted with utmost care and creativity, this t-shirt embraces a vibrant and eye-catching design that is as bold as your personality. From the moment you put it on, you'll find yourself radiating a contagious energy that invites others to join in on the fun. It's the perfect attire for casual outings, parties with friends, or simply lounging around, showcasing your love for a little mischief in a tastefully sassy way. So, why settle for ordinary when you can add a dash of pickle-inspired humor to your ensemble with our "What's The Dill Motherpucker" t-shirt? Get ready to be the life of the party, and don't forget to pucker up and drop a dill-tastic punchline!

Introducing our quirky and fun-loving t-shirt, the "Not In The Moood"! Created for those who embrace their sense of humor and appreciate a good pun, this tee is a playful way to express your current state of mind. Whether you're feeling a bit grumpy, sassy, or simply not in the mood, let this charismatic cow do the talking for you. Featuring a curious cow with a mischievous grin, our "Not In The Moood" t-shirt effortlessly captures attention and elicits smiles wherever you go. Perfect for animal enthusiasts, pun enthusiasts, or anyone looking to add a splash of humor to their wardrobe, this t-shirt sparks lighthearted conversations and is bound to become a favorite in your collection. So why wear your mood on your sleeve when you can showcase it on your chest with this delightful and amusing t-shirt? Embrace your inner cow and let the world know when you're "Not In The Moood"!

Introducing our "Done For Today!" t-shirt, a perfect blend of humor, style, and relatability. This quirky design showcases a mischievous raccoon sprawled prone on the floor, making a bold statement about those moments when you just want to declare, "I'm done for today!" Whether you're a student celebrating the end of a long study session or a hardworking professional looking to unwind, this t-shirt encapsulates the universal feeling of exhaustion with a touch of playfulness. Crafted with impeccable attention to detail, our "Done For Today!" t-shirt features vibrant, eye-catching graphics that instantly grab attention. The raccoon's laid-back posture conveys a sense of relaxation, while its mischievous grin adds an element of fun. Made for both men and women, this t-shirt is the ideal addition to your casual wardrobe, allowing you to express your exhaustion in a unique and lighthearted way. So, go ahead and embrace your tiredness while feeling stylish and effortlessly cool in our "Done For Today! Raccoon" t-shirt, a must-have for all those who appreciate a good dose of humor and self-expression. statement t-shirt stylish t-shirt wildlife t-shirt nature-inspired t-shirt humorous t-shirt novelty tee unique t-shirt gift idea unisex t-shirt nature lover.

Introducing our quirky and relatable "Hello Taxes Bye Vacation Frowny Face" t-shirt, designed to capture the universal struggle of bidding farewell to relaxation and welcoming the daunting tax season. This cleverly crafted t-shirt is perfect for individuals who find humor in the bittersweet realities of adulting. Emblazoned across the front, the bold and eye-catching text demands attention, making it a standout piece for anyone seeking to express their disdain for the annual financial ordeal. Whether you're an accountant, working professional, or tax enthusiast, this t-shirt serves as a playful reminder that sometimes even a frowny face can bring a smile to your face. Our "Hello Taxes Bye Vacation Frowny Face" t-shirt embraces the lighter side of life's responsibilities. With its witty and straightforward messaging, it becomes a conversation starter and a source of camaraderie among those who understand the agonizing act of waving farewell to our beloved vacations. The t-shirt is a unisex style, suitable for people of all ages and backgrounds, and is available in a range of sizes. So why not wear your emotions on your sleeve (or rather, your chest) with this fun and relatable t-shirt? Let it serve as a humorous reminder that sometimes laughter is the best response to life's financial obligations.

Introducing our quirky and relatable "Hello Taxes Bye Vacation Frowny Face" t-shirt, designed to capture the universal struggle of bidding farewell to relaxation and welcoming the daunting tax season. This cleverly crafted t-shirt is perfect for individuals who find humor in the bittersweet realities of adulting. Emblazoned across the front, the bold and eye-catching text demands attention, making it a standout piece for anyone seeking to express their disdain for the annual financial ordeal. Whether you're an accountant, working professional, or tax enthusiast, this t-shirt serves as a playful reminder that sometimes even a frowny face can bring a smile to your face. Our "Hello Taxes Bye Vacation Frowny Face" t-shirt embraces the lighter side of life's responsibilities. With its witty and straightforward messaging, it becomes a conversation starter and a source of camaraderie among those who understand the agonizing act of waving farewell to our beloved vacations. The t-shirt is a unisex style, suitable for people of all ages and backgrounds, and is available in a range of sizes. So why not wear your emotions on your sleeve (or rather, your chest) with this fun and relatable t-shirt? Let it serve as a humorous reminder that sometimes laughter is the best response to life's financial obligations.