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New Long Leg Greeting Cards

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Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? puppo puppy long nose doggo dog memes sad guilt tears crying kermie didn't i do it for you.

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Squat It Like Mirko Greeting Card

Squat It Like Mirko Greeting Card

Squat it like Mirko! Things are heating up in the gym and Mirko is breaking a sweat. For those that want that extra motivation for when they tear it up in the gym, lets get those legs burning!

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Greeting Card

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Greeting Card

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Furmetal Meowchemist Greeting Card

Furmetal Meowchemist Greeting Card

Would you give an arm and a leg for a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt featuring cats? Well, you can keep your body parts. No need to transmute a new wardrobe when you can just get this!

Thick Thighs Save Lives - Turkey Greeting Card

Thick Thighs Save Lives - Turkey Greeting Card

Why are turkeys so damn thicc?? Get your turkey tummy ready this holiday season with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" turkey leg tee!

I Love Waking Up To The Crack Of Dawn Greeting Card

I Love Waking Up To The Crack Of Dawn Greeting Card

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

Duck Dance Pin-up Legs Greeting Card

Duck Dance Pin-up Legs Greeting Card

Are you as sexy and talented as this duck? If you are, this here is your spirit animal! Bring out your inner pin-up girl and dance your heart away like this little baddie.

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Be Yourself Alien Greeting Card

Be Yourself Alien Greeting Card

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Muscle Wizard Greeting Card

Muscle Wizard Greeting Card

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

I Believe in Myself UFO Greeting Card

I Believe in Myself UFO Greeting Card

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Long Llama Scarf Greeting Card

Long Llama Scarf Greeting Card

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Alchemy It Only Costs an Arm and a Leg Greeting Card

Alchemy It Only Costs an Arm and a Leg Greeting Card

Show your love for the Fullmetal Alchemist in this Edward Elric themed shirt. This anime shirt features an illustration of a transmutation circle, the symbol for Alchemist and the phrase "Alchemy It Only Costs an Arm and a Leg.

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Y'all It's Halloween Greeting Card

Y'all It's Halloween Greeting Card

Trick or treat, y'all! Get spooky season started right with this country jack o lantern that's fixin' to put up some Halloween decorations well before it's expected and long after it's necessary.

Solar Power Rainbow Greeting Card

Solar Power Rainbow Greeting Card

Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but sometimes it is! Show off your solar power with this cute, anthropomorphic sunshine making rainbows from the rain design. Perfect for sharing some positive, nature vibes.

Solar Power Rainbow Greeting Card

Solar Power Rainbow Greeting Card

Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but sometimes it is! Show off your solar power with this cute, anthropomorphic sunshine making rainbows from the rain design. Perfect for sharing some positive, nature vibes.

It's Leg Day Frog Parody Greeting Card

It's Leg Day Frog Parody Greeting Card

Do you know what day it is? Frog leg day baby! Every day is leg day when you're a cute lil' frog hopping from place to place! Show off your love for frogs with this funny, frog, leg day greeting card!

Let's Cuddle Tarantula Greeting Card

Let's Cuddle Tarantula Greeting Card

Arachnids may not be the most common or popular pet, but who can deny that a tarantula isn't adorable in its own way! They've got big shiny innocent eyes and are covered in fuzz! Show off your love four these fuzzy eight legged friends with this cute and cuddly, tarantula greeting card!

Thick Thighs Save Lives (Frog) Greeting Card

Thick Thighs Save Lives (Frog) Greeting Card

Everyone knows thicc thighs save lives! Hop your way downtown struttin those big beautiful pond jumpers with this cute body positive frog.

Thanks for Loving Me Even Though I Haven't Shaved My Legs in Like Three Months Greeting Card

Thanks for Loving Me Even Though I Haven't Shaved My Legs in Like Three Months Greeting Card

Shaving your legs is like so last year. Love the skin you're in and celebrate your lover, even if their legs might be a little fuzzy. Perfect for your liberated lover!

2021 Will Also Probably Definitely Suck Ass Maybe Greeting Card

2021 Will Also Probably Definitely Suck Ass Maybe Greeting Card

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Making A Change Is Real Greeting Card

Making A Change Is Real Greeting Card

People's suffering has gone on long enough, it's not a conspiracy. Let's make a change for the better! Let's make love and acceptance the norm!

Today Has Been a Day Smoking Crab Greeting Card

Today Has Been a Day Smoking Crab Greeting Card

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Dancing Bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing Bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember. Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Once Upon a Trash-Cember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Once Upon a Trash-Cember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing bears painted wings trash I almost remember, and a song someone sings once upon a trash-cember Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Poor Unfortunate Trash Raccoon Greeting Card

Poor Unfortunate Trash Raccoon Greeting Card

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Lofi Hip Hop Goose Greeting Card

Lofi Hip Hop Goose Greeting Card

This Honktober listen to some lofi hiphop beats to honk/create chaos to! This digital ink illustration depicts a goose jamming out to some tunes they stole from someone who was probably studying for a really, really long time.

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This Honktober listen to some lofi hiphop beats to honk/create chaos to! This digital ink illustration depicts a goose jamming out to some tunes they stole from someone who was probably studying for a really, really long time.

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