Best Selling Llama Humor Neck Gaiters

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

The neck gaiter belongs to an awesome teacher! Show off your awesome teaching skills with pride with this awesome teacher design!

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

Nothing says you can't be a bookworm AND a looker! Literacy is sexy and you know it!

D&D + Wine = Good Times! bonus drinks of wine = (ability -- (spellLevel + 1) * 2) / 8. Nothing like a bit of wine on a campaign for adventure, show odd your dungeons and dragons and wine appreciation with this design.

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

Geese don't have 'teeth' per say. However they do have tomia. These tomia are made out of cartilage and are part of the tongue and beak rather than being separate body parts. So as you can see, screaming anxious goose have tongue teef. I HAVE ANXIETY! Honk if you agree, please...

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Take a little time for contemplation and balance. Clear your mind of the thoughts of everyday life... chasing mice... naps... catnip... naps... fancy feast... naps...

Life is hard, so let's just take a moment to relax, get toasted, and have a good cry. First you hold it in---and then you let it aaallll out. There ya go. Woah, my tears are so... big.

ooooooOOooOf! I loOoK like Sheet! Sometimes, you look like you just rolled out of dead, ya know? Be spoopy and self depricating with this silly ghost saying a ghost swear.

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still worshipping satan. I am the World Champion of Satanism; I am a most devilish bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Satanism World Champion!

Get down with your fuzzy DJ self! Lay down some phat beatsies with this feline sultan of scratch who leaves only the illest of tracks!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still hopping... froggies are the cutest, and they've already won 2021. Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you frog lover!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

Is this the real hive? I'm just a poor bee, nobody buzz me! He's just a poor bee, from a poor hive of bees, spare him his honey from its viscosity!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.

Relax, take a load off! Jeans are for people with something to prove. Who cares if you're wearing soft flannel pants at home? Or at work? Your junk is covered, what else do they want??

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Embrace the darkness and be bold with this, "Goth AF" thorny red rose design! Perfect for being goth as F***, emo, and gifts for the goth in your life.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

If there isn't coffee in my hands in thirty seconds, life is going to get very unpleasant for everyone in a two-mile radius of me. Highly suggest coffee compliance asap.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

We're F***ed But Oh Whale! Puffing away at cigarettes, in their blowholes, which is kinda F***ed up, but 'oh whale,' their together. Life is tough, if it's got ya down, at least you've got some friends to have your back, even if we all are a bit F***ed up.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a dolphin smoking a cigarette.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a dolphin smoking a cigarette.