New Little Shop Neck Gaiters

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

The Little Hormone That Could is behind you all the way, helping you along with good feelings of happiness and tranquility! If serotonin thinks you can, then by god you have a chance!

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

Munchies need a little kick? Turn up the heat with this delectable bottle of saucy goodness! Eat your heart out, ketchup!

Gardening Cured My Depression! This ironic, self-deprecating design feature fun little smiling flowers and mushrooms, no wonder gardening cure my depression! Anxious gardeners that believe plants are therapy - this one's for you.

Trippy Little Mushroom Witch! This trippy witchy has got mushroom magic, the lore of the spore. Foragers and spellcasters, witches and mushroom lovers, this is the design for you!

Vaccines Don't Scare Me, I've Got Tattoos! This old-school tattoo design is for those who aren't afraid of a little pinch... and are socially conscious enough to get vaccinated so this pandemic can GO AWAY! Show off your badassness with this tatted and vaxed design!

You Dirty Little Spore! This mushroom maid is kawaii and kinky! Show off your NSFW humor and mushroom love with this cute, but slightly suggestive, spore design!

Check out these super kawaii lil mushroom cats! They look like little forest cuties, forage a new kitty bestie with this mushroom cats, cotttagecore pattern!

Check out these super kawaii lil mushrooms! They look like little forest cuties, forage a new bestie with this mushroom, cotttagecore pattern!

On That Bad Bitch Witch Shit! Hot witches unite, the cauldrons burning, and we about to get ~magic~ with it. This pastel pink and purple design channels that bad bitch, hot witch shit aura that you need, with little crystals, mushrooms, and candles to match.

Take a little time for contemplation and balance. Clear your mind of the thoughts of everyday life... chasing mice... naps... catnip... naps... fancy feast... naps...

I Only Go To Church to Hear About Satan! Let's get to the juicy stuff, shall we? Come on, I may have gotten forced to go to Church, but little did they know I loved all the devilish parts...

The hole in the center of every mom is filled with her children, a sentiment well expressed by this adorable design of a momma donut on a stroll with her little donut holes. Perfect for Mother's Day or anytime you want to show appreciation for your own momma!

It's okay to be a little gross and a bit sad! Hop about town as the sticky sad goth frog you are with this cute design!

Check out this magical mushroom frog pattern! It's got cute little frogs in wizard and witch hats as well as crystals and mushrooms to complete that earthy witch and wizard aesthetic, the perfect addition to your own cottage! mushroom frog witches magical frogs and mushrooms crystals witchcraft.

Depressed Anxious Goth - but make it pastel! This trippy and drippy pastel goth design is for those emos out there that love a little color, and are also anxious and depressed, because what goth isn't (@me).

Oh, yeah? Well YOUR MOM'S A SPORE! Take that you little fungi. The classic tween gamer insult "Your mom's a whore" gets a mushroomy, punny, twist in this hilarious comic design.

Emu-tionally unavailable? no, this emu is down with the sickness, listens to My Chemical Romances exclusively, shops Hot Topic chokers, and has the signature emo flow. This emu crossed out the "u", and will further be know only as "the emo-est bird of all birds," they say as their eyeliner runs down their cheek, tears in their eyes...

Nothing feels better than a little validation, especially not on one of the most romantic holidays! Celebrate Valentines day with this funny and cheeky, "Validate Me Daddy" candy heart parody, Valentines day neck gaiter!

It's the new year, and a new year requires a little luck! Lemon pigs are a tradition known to bring luck, so make sure to make yours at the beginning of the year! Better yet, take them with you wherever you go with this design to bring good luck wherever you go!

My little rat, my so soft rat! Show of your love for ratcore aesthetics and cute and soft rats with this creepy and cute " My Little Rat" parody neck gaiter!

This rat is kinky and trashy in the best way. Rats may be called dirty, but this rat loves to be called a dirty little slut, and it's even got on a cute lil maid outfit!

These colorful and silly cute aliens are going to take your kid to outer space! Perfect for adventurous little ones that love colorful patterns!

Cute and nutritious! Maybe you could eat some pawsnips on the side, a little pawccoli and clawbbage. Great for veggie lovers who adore cats!

Who needs an unaffordable degree that embroils you in years of elitist academia with little to know pay off when you can learn things from your gay coven and study herbs and stones in the forest instead?

I'm a proud father of succulents, buds, bulbs, flowers, aloe plants, shrubs and many more wonderful plant children! Show your love for these cute little succulent plants and look like a proud plant parent with this cute and funny, plant neck gaiter face covering!

Show this little planet you're a space explorer with this rad, retro inspired pansexual UFO design! Perfect for traveling the stars at warp speed like a multiverse jumping, interPANetary rockstar!

Cute little fairy cottage doors, you may see one at. the base of a tree, in the stem of a big mushroom, on a stone near a waterfall glen... Escape a boring reality through these tiny magical doors to your own fairy realm!

Deck The Halls With Disinfectant Falalalala-lala-la-laaaaa! This 2020 Christmas season may be a bit different than the ghost of seasons past, but nothing a little PPE and disinfectant can't help! We try to spread the Christmas cheer, and nothing else!

Deck The Halls With Disinfectant Falalalala-lala-la-laaaaa! This 2020 Christmas season may be a bit different than the ghost of seasons past, but nothing a little PPE and disinfectant can't help! We try to spread the Christmas cheer, and nothing else!