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Life Is Relentless Crab Blankets

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Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Laziness Does Not Exist Blanket

Laziness Does Not Exist Blanket

Embrace the pace of life that feels good to you! "Lazy" does not exist when you decide what productive means to you. Show off your love of relaxation and rest with this, "Laziness Does Not Exist" decorative, florals design.

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Into the Unknown Pattern Blanket

Into the Unknown Pattern Blanket

Did you get lost wandering the woods? Did you get caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way. Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Peeping Tom Parody Blanket

Peeping Tom Parody Blanket

This is Tom the peep. Also known as peeping Tom. He usually comes around Easter time. Be his friend and he'll make your life so much more positive and enjoyable!

Rated T for Tired Blanket

Rated T for Tired Blanket

Rated T for Tired - Content may be suitable for those tired and sleepy. Perfect for nerds who love to nap and play games, with this ESRB rating-inspired design!

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Life is Relentless Blanket

Life is Relentless Blanket

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Shella Rad Crab Blanket

Shella Rad Crab Blanket

Sweet skateboard, bruh. Show that your hella rad like this crab with this, "Shella Rad" crab pun design. Perfect for being a cute, rad, skateboarding crab!

Crab Rangoons Pattern Black Blanket

Crab Rangoons Pattern Black Blanket

Nothing tops the cream cheese goodness that is a crab rangoon <3 Show your love for the tasty fried deliciousness with this scrumptious crab rangoons pattern!

Crab Rangoons Pattern Red Blanket

Crab Rangoons Pattern Red Blanket

Nothing tops the cream cheese goodness that is a crab rangoon <3 Show your love for the tasty fried deliciousness with this scrumptious crab rangoons pattern!

Soft Under My Shell - Cancer Crab Blanket

Soft Under My Shell - Cancer Crab Blanket

Your protective outer shell is just to protect that soft soul! Show off your water sign, zodiac pride with this, "Soft Under My Shell" Cancer crab design, featuring a cute crab illustration, the cancer constellation and ruling planet, the moon!

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Is This the Real Life Blanket

Is This the Real Life Blanket

Or is this just fantasy? (Or is this a pigeon?) Celebrate your love of Freddie Mercury, Queen and memes with this Freddie Mercury-inspired "Is This a Pigeon" design!

WTF Where The Frogs Blanket

WTF Where The Frogs Blanket

WTF Where the frogs??? The real questions in life. Show off your search for frogs and love of amphibians with this funny WTF acronym design with some frog drawings.

Garbage Goblin Blanket

Garbage Goblin Blanket

Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.

Trippy Sunflower Shower Blanket

Trippy Sunflower Shower Blanket

Do you sometimes feel like an anthropomorphic sunflower just trying its best to reach some fresh air, rain and sunlight, only to find that you have to be your own source of light, water, and air and it makes you feel a little trapped? Same dude.

Scarf Duck Blanket

Scarf Duck Blanket

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Island Expert (Animal Crossing) Blanket

Island Expert (Animal Crossing) Blanket

Show that you're an amazing Island Expert with this cute, palm tree island design inspired by Animal Crossing New Horizons. Perfect for chillin on your getaway island, making friends with villagers, and crafting your best life.

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