Ew Sassy

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

Ew Gross, Sports? If your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

Stay sassy with this smartassy play on the phrase "stay classy", which will definitely make it known you're a cheeky, wise cracking, comeback queen.