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Ew It Smells Conservative In Here Greeting Cards

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Ugh. Gross. Feelings. Greeting Card

Ugh. Gross. Feelings. Greeting Card

GUH! Sappy, mooshy, smoochy, gross feelings! Stop showing your lovey dovey feelings to the world you heathens!

Garter Among Lily Pads Greeting Card

Garter Among Lily Pads Greeting Card

This Beautiful Garter Snake Among Lily Pads design is perfect for those nature and snake lovers out there. Artistic and serene, you can almost smell the lilies.

I Love Sharing My Hobbit Hole With You Greeting Card

I Love Sharing My Hobbit Hole With You Greeting Card

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

Super Trash Bros Greeting Card

Super Trash Bros Greeting Card

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

The Powertrash Girls Greeting Card

The Powertrash Girls Greeting Card

Created by Professor Trashonium, the Powertrashgirls are here to save the City! made from garbage, trash, and everything brash, these trash cats are here to rescue the innocent and devour your leftovers!

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Greeting Card

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Greeting Card

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

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Smell ya later Greeting Card

Smell ya later Greeting Card

Yo homes smell ya later! Show you're a true 90s kid with this fresh design.

Ew Gross Winter Greeting Card

Ew Gross Winter Greeting Card

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

Happy Ewe Year Greeting Card

Happy Ewe Year Greeting Card

Let's ring in the New Year with this cute lil Lamb, Happy New Years Pun greeting card design! Happy Ewe Year everyone!

Ew David Parody Greeting Card

Ew David Parody Greeting Card

Pose Nude as an iconic statue, omg no, ew david! Show off your love for Alexis Rose, Schitts Creek quotes and classic iconic works of art with this statue of david, "Ew, David" parody greeting card.

I Will Always Love Ewe Greeting Card

I Will Always Love Ewe Greeting Card

And I... will always love EWE. Show off your love to someone important in your life with this sheep, animal pun design featuring the text "I Will Always Love Ewe" for Valentine's Day or Anniversaries! Perfect for a Valentine's gift, Valentine's puns, animal puns, and sheep puns!

Thank Ewe Greeting Card

Thank Ewe Greeting Card

This funny thank you card is perfect for the animal pun lovers who just wants to say Thank Ewe with this cute female sheep! This animal card is great for fans of funny thank you cards, animal art, animal jokes, and cute thank you cards.

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We Toke In Peace Greeting Card

We Toke In Peace Greeting Card

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Take It Easy Groovy Snail Greeting Card

Take It Easy Groovy Snail Greeting Card

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Only Here for Sports Butts Greeting Card

Only Here for Sports Butts Greeting Card

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Kirby's Greeting Card

Kirby's Greeting Card

Here at Kirby's we serve the best sandwiches your heart desires, so come on down to Kirby's! Kirby and food lovers will enjoy this cheerful logo fusion!

Smiley Fries Greeting Card

Smiley Fries Greeting Card

These fries are happy to be here! Get nostalgic for elementary school lunches with these happy potatoes.

Single, Taken (UFO) Greeting Card

Single, Taken (UFO) Greeting Card

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

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