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Glizz with the Rizz Greeting Card

Glizz with the Rizz Greeting Card

Call me the glizz with the rizz! Glizzy rizzler!

Thanks for Being F***ing Weird with Me Vintage Fish Riders Greeting Card

Thanks for Being F***ing Weird with Me Vintage Fish Riders Greeting Card

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your daddy some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your Dad's finical sacrifices.

Cool Slutty Daddy Greeting Card

Cool Slutty Daddy Greeting Card

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

These Gays! They're Trying to Murder Me! Greeting Card

These Gays! They're Trying to Murder Me! Greeting Card

These Gays! They're Trying to Murder Me! - Tonya. White Lotus guest and lovable bimbo Tanya Mcquoid-Hunt had some memorable quotes this season, and *spoiler alert* may she Rest In Peace :'( mike white tanya mcquoid-hunt white lotus white lotus names white lotus guests white lotus season 2 tonya white lotus jennifer coolidge jennifer coolidge fan italian lucia greco white lotus gifts white lotus fan vacation gifts travel parody yoga lover pop culture gits comedy tv parody resort and spa these gays! they're trying to murder me!

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes Greeting Card

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes Greeting Card

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes. Show your love of art history and economic equality with this design inspired by Caravaggio's Judith Beheading Holofernes.

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Eat Me Daddy Garden Pattern Greeting Card

Eat Me Daddy Garden Pattern Greeting Card

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

Knead Me, Daddy Bread Greeting Card

Knead Me, Daddy Bread Greeting Card

Knead me, daddy -- then toast me and eat me! Show off your foodie NSFW fun with this bread pun design.

Fertilize Me, Daddy Greeting Card

Fertilize Me, Daddy Greeting Card

I'm planted right here, now fertilize me, Daddy. ;) Show off your love of plants, kinky times, and funny NSFW daddy jokes with this, "Fertilize Me, Daddy" flower design with a wet flower in some dirt.

Shuck Me Daddy Greeting Card

Shuck Me Daddy Greeting Card

Shuck Me Daddy! Horny and corny and ready to be shucked! This nsfw hentai corn is husky, and hoping for a good shuck!

Nog Me Up Daddy Greeting Card

Nog Me Up Daddy Greeting Card

Nog me up daddy! Cuddle up with you holiday daddy and a tall glass of eggnog with this flirty, fun and festive design!

Water Me Daddy Greeting Card

Water Me Daddy Greeting Card

Water me, Daddy. Show that you're a thirty little succulent with this sexual innuendo and houseplant themed design.

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Protect The Wildlife (Wendigo) Greeting Card

Protect The Wildlife (Wendigo) Greeting Card

Protect the supernatural wildlife... but from afar. very, very, far away. Trust me, it's best for your health.

Simpin' Aint Easy - Johnny Greeting Card

Simpin' Aint Easy - Johnny Greeting Card

Big simpin' Johnny, aint nobody as thirsty as this. That's why he knows best in this simp game, ya feel me? A light hearted funny design and a call back to old iconic/nolstagic shows!

Come Inside Me Dungeon Daddy Gelatinous Cube Greeting Card

Come Inside Me Dungeon Daddy Gelatinous Cube Greeting Card

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

My Heart for your Lasagna Greeting Card

My Heart for your Lasagna Greeting Card

I'll give you my heart, and you give me your lasagna. A fair trade for the power of a lazy chainsaw demon cat.

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

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