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Dear new houseplants, I Can't Promise I Won't Kill You, but I love you. If you love plants but lack a bit of a green thumb, then this is for you. You try your best to save em, but sometimes, you just can't.

Hey, all you Santa Spice lovers out there! Ditch the carols and do it Spice Girls style this holiday season. Our Tell Me What You Want Santa Spice tee is perfect for all you trendsetters who want to jingle all the way with some girl power. Combine Santa and a 90s girl band, and what do you get? A fun and festive tee that will have everyone asking for the "zig-a-zig-ah" of the holiday season. Don't let the dreary winter days get you down, instead, add some spice and pizazz to your wardrobe and make this Christmas one to remember. Made for those who want to stand out from the reindeer crowd, our tee screams personality and sass. So let Santa know what you want this year and do it with a little bit of girl power and a whole lot of spice. Order yours today and make your wishlist ex-spice-ially spicy!

Introducing our latest creation to all the Jesus-loving, country-music-listening, and American-flag-waving t-shirt enthusiasts out there! We present to you the "Jesus Was American" racerback with a quirky Fourth of July twist! This design is not only a celebration of the country we hold dear, but also a bold statement about the origins of one of the most revered personalities of all times - Jesus. The design embodies all that's great about America, cowboy hats, dinosaurs, and Jesus and gives a nod to the Fourth of July - the day we all come together to celebrate our freedom. The design is fun, playful, and stands out among the sea of lackluster designs out there. Wear this t-shirt with pride and let your true patriotism shine through for all to see! It's time to rock your inner rebel and show the world what it means to be a true American beloved by God!

SCIENCE BURN! Do your mom jokes really ever get old? Show your love for Pluto, our former ninth planet with this "Dear Nasa, Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough" design.

Show off your love of the greatest holiday of the year with this holiday drinking, wine lover's, Santa humor shirt! Let the world know that all you want for Christmas is to get drunk!

Introducing our bold and cheeky holiday-themed t-shirt, the "Tits The Season." Get ready to make a statement and unleash your festive spirit with this hilarious and unapologetic design. Embracing the spirit of the season with a twist, this shirt combines the traditional phrase "Tis The Season" with a playful twist on words, celebrating body positivity and adding a dash of irreverence to your holiday wardrobe. This one-of-a-kind t-shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spread some contagious laughter wherever you wear it. The bold white text against the vibrant backdrop creates a visually striking and attention-grabbing design. Ideal for holiday gatherings, parties, or even as a gag gift, the "Tits The Season" shirt allows you to showcase your unique sense of humor and embrace the joyous festivities with a touch of sass. So, whether you're on Santa's naughty or nice list, make a festive statement that will leave everyone smiling with this charmingly irreverent t-shirt.

Introducing our cheeky and whimsical t-shirt design, the "Kiss My Warty Butt" This fun and festive creation captures the perfect blend of holiday spirit and offbeat humor. Get ready to turn heads and ignite laughter wherever you go with this unique piece of clothing. Featuring a mischievous frog donning a Santa hat, holding a dazzling sprig of mistletoe strategically placed above its cute little warty butt, this t-shirt is bound to be a conversation starter. Embracing the unconventional, it embodies the lightheartedness and quirky side of the holiday season, encouraging both the young and the young at heart to let loose and enjoy the festivities to the fullest. Spread some joy, ignite smiles, and perhaps even steal a kiss or two with our "Kiss My Warty Butt" t-shirt -- because who said holiday fashion couldn't be a little bumpy and brilliantly hilarious?

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. These days, it feels impossible to feel safe as a woman, let alone like a celebrity male without them turning out to be a total scumbag. Misogyny is everywhere, is it really that hard to not be a dick? pun intended.

Happy Holiblaze! For those that enjoy the festivities of a high and merry christmas, get lit with this 420 inspired design!

Feliz Navidad! Lets face it -- Santa is the OG Dad Bod, the epitome of the body shape we all know and love! For those that really love their body and getting merry!

May ye christmas be merry, and ye pockets be filled with MONEY! Ag agagagag! Make sure to leave out a fresh dollar bill for Santa Krabs!

Watch out everyone Roshi has stolen christmas and has gotten real pervy with it! Fans of the Dragonball series and feeling festive will love this pervy design!

You won't let anyone tell you otherwise, You believe in Santa. Get ready for the holiday season with this fancy christmas design that says "First Things I'm The Realest".

It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

IT's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

Looking for a fun and festive way to celebrate the holiday season? Look no further than our amazing Merry Rexmas t-shirt! Featuring a hilarious design that puts a prehistoric twist on your favorite seasonal traditions, this amazing shirt is sure to be a hit with everyone on your gift list. Whether you're looking for something to wear to a family gathering or just want to brighten up your own wardrobe, our Merry Rexmas t-shirt is the perfect choice. So why wait? Order yours today and get ready to spread some Christmas cheer with our favorite dino friend, Rex! merry rexmas rex trex t.

Feliz Navidad - and Feliz navidaddy! Father Christmas just became father DADDY! Make the peeps laugh at the ugly sweater Christmas party this holiday season!

sksksksk and I ho ho ho! Celebrate the holidays in trendy style with this "VSCO Santa" parody design, with an illustration of basic Santa with a hydro flask. Perfect for being a holiday vsco girl, and I oop - ing around the Christmas tree, and saving the turtles.

Saint Piccolas. Get ready for Christmas and show off your old school anime fan pride with this festive design.

Get ready to spread the festive cheer in style with our CHRISTMAS IS MAGICAL t-shirt! Perfect for those who believe in the enchanting power of the holiday season. This fun and playful design features a jolly Santa Claus riding on a majestic unicorn, giving the shirt a whimsical and dreamy touch. With the catchy phrase "Christmas is Magical" printed in bold letters, this shirt is sure to capture the hearts of all who see it. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt will keep you comfortable and cozy throughout the holiday season. Perfect for parties, family gatherings, or even for lounging around the house. Let the world know that you're all in for the magic of Christmas with this fun and eye-catching t-shirt! So why wait? Order yours today and let the celebrations begin!

Oh laws he comin' to town! Oh lawd here comes that jolly ol' St. Nick, with his bag of toys and holiday joys! Show off you love for Santa, the holiday season, and the "oh lawd he comin'" "chonk" meme with this funny, festive, absolute unit Santa Claus shirt!

Ho ho ho! If you got that fat gifting spirit and spread joy like to bring a smile to everyone- friends, family, and strangers alike- you probably got that BIG NICK ENERGY!

Hey mom, I love you so very much, and I would navi give you up! You're a Fairy good mother, don't forget that!

Gift giving is my love language! Show off your Christmas cheer and the joy of giving gifts each year with this holiday themed design!

Yaas, Santa! You better be a Ho Ho Himbo! Get swole this season with Sexy Santa.

Oh ho ho! The holidays have me feeling a bit NOGGY ;) Get into the holiday spirit with this naughty glass of eggnog inspired by vintage cartoons.

Even doubters can't refute this statement! Santa Paws is real and believe it or not they're always by you no matter what!

After years of trying to bring Christmas cheer, Santa realized the reality of how relentless life can be. Is it time for him to retire? Let's try to change his mind and give him more hope!

Santa's got a brand new barbell! Gift and lift this Holiday season with this buff babe.

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!