Damn Fine Coffee Casual Totes

Show off how optimistic and resilient you are with this hilarious, self-deprecating, "I've given up" comic shirt! Let the world know that whatever may happen, you are totally cool and everything is fine.

Show off your love of that good, hot, cup o' mud with this funny, alien believer's, coffee lover's, antisocial shirt! Don't even bother trying to understand humans until AFTER you have had your delicious cup of coffee.

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Oh, what's that? You don't think the bouquet should be tossed into a massive ball pit? I'm sorry, who's wedding is this again? OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT it's mine. If you've got your matrimonial plans on lockdown and want to let everyone know who's boss, grab this sassy shirt today! Who says your cake toppers can't be two tiny plastic capybaras? Suckers, that's who.

A pefect picture depicting two hard working raccoon's after a hard days work of gathering trash. Raccoon lovers are sure to enjoy this American Gothic parody!

This teen witch shirt is perfect for fans of witch shirts, coffee lovers, hail satan shirts, satanists, witches, the occult and coffee shirts. Drink coffee, hail Satan. This witch will take her coffee black, to match her soul and wardrobe.