Cat Jokes

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Mess With The Peen and I'll Make A Scene! When it comes to the peen, no holds barred! Protect the package!

Show off your pride with these beautiful pride peens! A pattern of pricks to do the trick!

Hawk Tuah, Spit On That Thang! The "Spit On That Thing" girl, or hawk tuah girl, is a woman who gave an amusing answer to a risque street interview question on dating. The footage of the interview spread to TikTok and rapidly became a meme, along with the corresponding phrase "hawk tuah" and a search for the identity of the woman now known as the "spit on that thing" girl. "Oh, you gotta give him that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang," she said in her Southern accent.

Hawk Tuah, Spit On That Thang! The "Spit On That Thing" girl, or hawk tuah girl, is a woman who gave an amusing answer to a risque street interview question on dating. The footage of the interview spread to TikTok and rapidly became a meme, along with the corresponding phrase "hawk tuah" and a search for the identity of the woman now known as the "spit on that thing" girl. "Oh, you gotta give him that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang," she said in her Southern accent.

Hawk Tuah, Spit On That Thang! The "Spit On That Thing" girl, or hawk tuah girl, is a woman who gave an amusing answer to a risque street interview question on dating. The footage of the interview spread to TikTok and rapidly became a meme, along with the corresponding phrase "hawk tuah" and a search for the identity of the woman now known as the "spit on that thing" girl. "Oh, you gotta give him that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang," she said in her Southern accent.