Possum Casual Totes

Sometimes you just got to express that inner tension and rage welling up inside of you. Be like this possum and practice healthy coping mechanisms by screeching 'reeeeeeeeee.

This little opossum is full of pride! Show off your love for cute possums and celebrate pride season with this gay pride possum t shirt!

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

Scream at own ass until you travel back in time with this funny retrowave possum design thats sure to be a timeless, relatable classic.

Give me your leftovers, I'm Thanksgiving trash! Show off your love of leftovers, eating, food, and being garbage with this funny, "Gimme Your Leftovers" holiday possum design!

There's nothing moodier than a possum on a swing. It's crazy how those things can go through all those mood swings. If you can relate to this roller coaster of emotions, then this is your sign to claim this energy.

I'm basically, just witchy, occult trash. Show off your love for the occult with this possum themed, occult inspired shirt design. This occult inspired design features a giant possum skull with teeth, the moon phases and a possum playing dead at the bottom, all inspired by images of the occult.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!

There's a lot of weight behind being a mother! Show your appreciation and pride for your mom (or being a mom!) with this cute possum design showing a litter of possum babies chillin out on their very hard working mother.

Just a cat who's seen some shit. Show off your street cred with this funny trash animal design of a sassy opossum! Perfect for loving trash, being sassy, and a trash cat possum!

Trashing Through The Snow, On A No Horse Open Slay, Over Fields We Go, Screaming all the way!

Having fun with fungi and foraging! Show off your love of opossums and mushrooms with this illustrative design. Perfect for loving trash animals, nature, and whimisy!

Oppression is trash, but not the good kind. Show off your fight for justice and human rights with this, "Opossums Against Oppression" trash animal design!

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

Feral? Check. Fabulous? Check. Eat garbage and only garbage? Check. The inabaility to care about what people think of eating said garbage? Check!

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and funny song parody possum design.

It's just a bunch of "Hocus Opocus". Put a spell on someone with this funny, witchy opossum design! Perfect for loving hocus pocus, halloween, possums, and animal puns!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

Show your love of trash cats and trash pandas with this cute pattern perfect for any introvert raccoon looking to eat junk food and relax, or any possum who just wants to take a self care day.

This funny self-deprecating trash shirt features the words "trash queen" and is perfect for people who love trash, being a loser, self-deprecating humor, goofs, jokes, tumblr, and is ideal for showing your trash pride at the gym, working out, at home, school, college, university, or at the dump!

Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

Do you hear what I hear? Aaaaahhh! The screams of the trashy, holiday spirit! Show off your love of being trashy this Christmas with this funny, holiday, screaming opossum design.

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

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