Phallic Shapes Halloween T-shirts, Mugs and more

Look at these gorgeous gourds! ... wait... are those what I think they are?!

Look at these gorgeous gourds! ... wait... are those what I think they are?!

Look at these gorgeous gourds! ... wait... are those what I think they are?!

Look at these gorgeous gourds! ... wait... are those what I think they are?!

Look at these gorgeous gourds! ... wait... are those what I think they are?!

Looking for a cat canvas to fit your style? Look not further! This design features some cute traditional hipster style cats to match whatever your set out to go! Work, school, the astral plane, wherever. If your an indie lover these kittens are for you!

Looking for a cat canvas to fit your style? Look not further! This design features some cute traditional hipster style cats to match whatever your set out to go! Work, school, the astral plane, wherever. If your an indie lover these kittens are for you!

Looking for a cat Blanket to fit your style? Look not further! This design features some cute traditional hipster style cats to match whatever your set out to go! Work, school, the astral plane, wherever. If your an indie lover these kittens are for you!

Looking for a cat Phone Case to fit your style? Look not further! This design features some cute traditional hipster style cats to match whatever your set out to go! Work, school, the astral plane, wherever. If your an indie lover these kittens are for you!

Looking for a cat Tote to fit your style? Look not further! This design features some cute traditional hipster style cats to match whatever your set out to go! Work, school, the astral plane, wherever. If your an indie lover these kittens are for you!

I'm in love with the shape of you! Who doesn't love the shape of a pumpkin or a jack o' lantern? Show your love for pumpkins and their perfect shape with this cute, pumpkin, parody, Halloween pillow!

I'm in love with the shape of you! Who doesn't love the shape of a pumpkin or a jack o' lantern? Show your love for pumpkins and their perfect shape with this cute, pumpkin, parody, Halloween coffee mug!

I'm in love with the shape of you! Who doesn't love the shape of a pumpkin or a jack o' lantern? Show your love for pumpkins and their perfect shape with this cute, pumpkin, parody, Halloween shirt!

I'm in love with the shape of you! Who doesn't love the shape of a pumpkin or a jack o' lantern? Show your love for pumpkins and their perfect shape and go trick or treating with this cute, pumpkin, parody, Halloween tote candy bag!

Fall has never been more appealing than with our I'm In Love With The Shape Of You Pumpkin Parody Tee! Love at first sight is real, which is why you're bound to fall for this pumpkin-inspired t-shirt. Perfect for Halloween or anytime you want to show off your love for pumpkins, this tee is sure to turn heads. Get ready to be the center of attention with its witty yet charming design that showcases a twist on Ed Sheeran's hit song. It's the perfect gift for any lover of all things pumpkin or for someone who wants to stand out in a crowd. Whether you're headed to a pumpkin carving party or just want to slay, this shirt will have you looking and feeling your best. So go ahead, let everyone know that you're proudly captivated by the shape of a pumpkin with this fun and quirky tee.

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...