Pessimist T-Shirts

Having a bad day? Bad week? Just have a generally glass-half-empty outlook? Let everyone know your superpower of jumping to conclusion with this design for anxious and pessimistic folks! Perfect for mondays.

Having a bad day? Bad week? Just have a generally glass-half-empty outlook? Let everyone know your superpower of jumping to conclusion with this design for anxious and pessimistic folks! Perfect for mondays.

Having a bad day? Bad week? Just have a generally glass-half-empty outlook? Let everyone know your superpower of jumping to conclusion with this design for anxious and pessimistic folks! Perfect for mondays.

We all just try to do our best and most of us fail.

We all just try to do our best and most of us fail.

Sometimes we all need a friendly reminder that nothing matters anyway and you should just give up. Perfect for pessimists, downers, and negative Nancys. Ideal for wearing to school, work, college, universities, studying, during finals, or any place you feel like giving up hope!

A true optimist sees that the glass is half empty, and then adds alcohol to it. Keep your glass (or solo cup) full with this optimistic party tee!

A true optimist sees that the glass is half empty, and then adds alcohol to it. Keep your glass (or solo cup) full with this optimistic party tee!

2020 is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

2020 is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

At least you'll always have your demons. We're doomed. The planet is dying, a pandemic is spreading at an uncontrollable rate, healthcare is a joke and people can barely afford to stay in their homes. But at least you'll always have your demons!

Death is coming, read books, be free. Every day might be your last, show that you have accepted the transitory nature of life and your love for books with this design.

Death is coming, read books, be free. Every day might be your last, show that you have accepted the transitory nature of life and your love for books with this design.

Are you someone who has been through it all? Have you experienced the ups and downs of life and come out the other side strong and resilient? Then this t-shirt is for you! The "I'm not a pessimist, just an optimist with experience" t-shirt is the perfect representation of your outlook on life. It acknowledges the hardships you've been through, but also highlighting your positive attitude. With this t-shirt, you can proudly wear your life experiences on your sleeve (or rather, your chest) and inspire others to see the bright side of every situation. This t-shirt is not just a statement piece, it's a badge of honor for those who have faced their challenges head-on and persevered. The black font on a plain white background makes the message clear and easy to read. It is perfect for casual wear or for more formal events. Make a statement with this t-shirt and use your experiences to empower and inspire others. So, whether you're having a bad day or just need to give yourself a boost, put on this t-shirt and remember that you are not a pessimist, you are an optimist with experience. t t shirts pessimist optimist experience positive thinking irony humor witty funny casual wear statement wear graphic tee fashion style black and white typography modern design unisex comfortable versatile.

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

For when you don't even care what it is- it's probably not better than having a good sleep in bed. Reluctantly make it through the day so you can get back to bed with this funny desgin!

For when you don't even care what it is- it's probably not better than having a good sleep in bed. Reluctantly make it through the day so you can get back to bed with this funny desgin!

When everything is awful in life, just remember there is hope and purity because dogs exist! Show off your love for dogs with this funny, dog lovers, inspirational shirt.

When everything is awful in life, just remember there is hope and purity because dogs exist! Show off your love for dogs with this funny, dog lovers, inspirational shirt.

Show off your witchy side with this occult humor, tarot card reader's, pessimistic, self-deprecating shirt! Let the world know that the tarot cards confirm that yes, everything is terrible.

Show off your witchy side with this occult humor, tarot card reader's, pessimistic, self-deprecating shirt! Let the world know that things are just the worst and the tarot cards confirm that.

Show off your love of dogs with this self-deprecating, pessimistic humor, pet owner's shirt! Everything happening in the world right now is the worst but at least dogs exist!

Show off your love of dogs with this self-deprecating, pessimistic humor, pet owner's shirt! Let the world know the world is on fire but at least we have dogs!

This skull shirt is perfect for all pop punks, hipsters and goth kids who know a thing or two about being sad, like "everything is fine." This hipster shirt is great for fans of sad jokes.

This skull shirt is perfect for all pop punks, hipsters and goth kids who know a thing or two about being sad, like "everything is fine." This hipster shirt is great for fans of sad jokes.

Show off your weird but funny, self-deprecating sense of humor with this cat lover's, hilariously pessimistic shirt! Let the world know that, hey, who actually cares?

Show off your weird but funny, self-deprecating sense of humor with this cat lover's, hilariously pessimistic shirt! Let the world know that, hey, who actually cares?

Show off your weird but funny, self-deprecating sense of humor with this cat lover's, hilariously pessimistic shirt! Let the world know that, hey, who actually cares?

Show off your weird but funny, self-deprecating sense of humor with this cat lover's, hilariously pessimistic shirt! Let the world know that, hey, sometimes everything is actually terrible!

Show off your weird but funny, self-deprecating sense of humor with this cat lover's, hilariously pessimistic shirt! Let the world know that, hey, sometimes everything is actually terrible!