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Penis Weekender Totes

Browse our collection of 9 Penis Weekender Totes . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Floral Penis Pattern Blue Weekender Tote

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Weekender Tote

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Rainbow Weekender Tote

Floral Penis Rainbow Weekender Tote

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Banana penis pattern Weekender Tote

Banana penis pattern Weekender Tote

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Weekender Tote

Unicorn Penis Pattern Weekender Tote

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Kawaii Penises Pattern Weekender Tote

Kawaii Penises Pattern Weekender Tote

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Dicktor Who Weekender Tote

Dicktor Who Weekender Tote

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Weekender Tote

NSFW Makeup Pattern Weekender Tote

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

The Hung Man Tarot Weekender Tote

The Hung Man Tarot Weekender Tote

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Weekender Tote

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Weekender Tote

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

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