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Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow
Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!
90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow
Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Banana penis pattern Pillow
Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!
Floral Penis Pattern Orange Pillow
Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Purple Pillow
Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Pink Pillow
Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow
Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Unicorn Penis Pattern Pillow
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Pillow
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Princess Penis Pattern Pillow
Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.
Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow
Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!
Floral Penis Pattern Rainbow Pillow Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Rainbow Pillow Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Penis Plants Pattern Pillow
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Penis Pastries Pattern Pillow
This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...
NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Pillow
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
Penis Nuggets Pattern Pillow
Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!
Penis Christmas Cookies Pattern Pillow
Merry Dickmas! Get wild this holiday season with these suggestive sugar cookies.
Mushroom Penis Pillow
Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.
Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Color Blind Test ( Penis ) Pillow Pillow
Test your tired eyes with this crude color blind test. Surprise your friends with this secret that only some of your friends will see.
Phallic Breakfast Pattern Pillow
How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!
Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow
Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...
Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pillow
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Pillow
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
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