Patterns Hooded Sweatshirts

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Sushi, sashimi, soy sauce, roe, just all the essentials! But make it - mew mewshi! Show off your love for sushi and cats with this kawaii inspired designed.

Show off your pride with these beautiful pride peens! A pattern of pricks to do the trick!

Get ready to relive your childhood memories with our Dino Nuggies Pattern tee! This T-shirt boasts a hilarious and adorable dinosaur chicken nugget design that is sure to turn heads and garner compliments. You'll feel like you're transported back in time to your favorite childhood dinner with every wear of this fun and unique tee. The colorful and playful pattern will add a pop of whimsy to your outfit, whether you're dressing up or dressing down. It's the perfect conversation starter, so get ready for people to ask you where you got your awesome tee from. The print is bold and eye-catching, showcasing your love for all things dinosaur and chicken nuggets. Made with premium materials, this tee will withstand the test of time and countless washes so you can keep wearing it for years to come. Get your Dino Nuggies Pattern tee now and join the fun!

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Onigiri lovers unite with this adorable pattern! These Japanese rice balls are a great treat for both the stomach and eyes! Aesthetically pleasing AND tasty!

Onigiri lovers unite with this adorable pattern! These Japanese rice balls are a great treat for both the stomach and eyes! Aesthetically pleasing AND tasty!

Fishcakes for breakfast, fishcakes for lunch, fishcakes for dinner, you can never have enough fish cakes! Narutomaki is both delicious AND adorable, so why not show your appreciation with this cute narutomaki pattern?

Fishcakes for breakfast, fishcakes for lunch, fishcakes for dinner, you can never have enough fish cakes! Narutomaki is both delicious AND adorable, so why not show your appreciation with this cute narutomaki pattern?

Do you like spiders? do you like spiderman? Well you're in for a treat! Spiderman, into the spiderverse, did a fantastic job showing off all the spideys, and even won an an award! In celebration, Here's an arachnid pattern of [mostly] real life spiders with the colors of the various spidey's from the movie!

Do you like spiders? do you like spiderman? Well you're in for a treat! Spiderman, into the spiderverse, did a fantastic job showing off all the spideys, and even won an an award! In celebration, Here's an arachnid pattern of [mostly] real life spiders with the colors of the various spidey's from the movie!

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Every day is pajama day! And with this design you can take pajamas wherever you go whether you're allowed to wear them or not. Fight the fashion oppressors!

Every day is pajama day! And with this design you can take pajamas wherever you go whether you're allowed to wear them or not. Fight the fashion oppressors!

Enjoy this aztec themed American Pride shirt on the fourth of July. Show your pride!

Show your love of good bud with this Leaf Pattern tee.

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Why stop at eight planets when you can have dozens? Surround yourself with the wonders of space and show off your love of astronomy!