Pastel Goth Pattern Sassy T-Shirts

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Fat Goth Bitch. Show that you're a fat goth bitch and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Fat Goth Bitch. Show that you're a fat goth bitch and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Don't tell me to smile, don't tell me what to wear, don't tell me my makeup makes me less "approachable". Wear goth shit and don't give a F*** about how others perceive you with this unamused goth smiley face.

On That Bad Bitch Witch Shit! Hot witches unite, the cauldrons burning, and we about to get ~magic~ with it. This pastel pink and purple design channels that bad bitch, hot witch shit aura that you need, with little crystals, mushrooms, and candles to match.

On That Bad Bitch Witch Shit! Hot witches unite, the cauldrons burning, and we about to get ~magic~ with it. This pastel pink and purple design channels that bad bitch, hot witch shit aura that you need, with little crystals, mushrooms, and candles to match.

Gag me with a spoon because you are gross.

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Keep that glamour train rollin' with this chic design. Let them eat cake and glitter! This design will keep you at the center of every party; just watch out for the angry proletariat.

Keep that glamour train rollin' with this chic design. Let them eat cake and glitter! This design will keep you at the center of every party; just watch out for the angry proletariat.

On My Art Bitch Witch Shit! I can only paint in the light of the moon, with my crystals charged, and hella candles lit. Witches are naturally creative, so fill your ink wells and cast spells!

On My Art Bitch Witch Shit! I can only paint in the light of the moon, with my crystals charged, and hella candles lit. Witches are naturally creative, so fill your ink wells and cast spells!

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Are you tired of being told to smile more? Sick of people commenting on what you wear or how you look? Then this t-shirt is exactly what you need. The "I Don't Want To Look 'Approachable'" design captures the essence of goth culture with its unamused smiley face and bold message. It's the perfect way to show the world that you're not here to conform to anyone's expectations but your own. Whether you're running errands or attending a concert, this shirt is sure to turn heads and make a statement. With its comfortable fit and durable design, you can wear it again and again without worrying about wear and tear. So why settle for being anyone's idea of "approachable" when you can stand out and be yourself? Get your hands on this t-shirt today and redefine what it means to be a badass.

This funny donut lover shirt features tasty donuts and the words "who dares disturb the donut witch?" and is perfect for people who love sassy shirts, donuts, pastry, eating, witchcraft, the occult, being left alone, solitude, and is ideal for showing your love for donuts at school, college, university, your coven, working out at the gym, or snacking on donuts!

This funny donut lover shirt features tasty donuts and the words "who dares disturb the donut witch?" and is perfect for people who love sassy shirts, donuts, pastry, eating, witchcraft, the occult, being left alone, solitude, and is ideal for showing your love for donuts at school, college, university, your coven, working out at the gym, or snacking on donuts!

This funny donut lover shirt features tasty donuts and the words "who dares disturb the donut witch?" and is perfect for people who love sassy shirts, donuts, pastry, eating, witchcraft, the occult, being left alone, solitude, and is ideal for showing your love for donuts at school, college, university, your coven, working out at the gym, or snacking on donuts!

I did not some in peace, I came to slay! Slay the game and earthlings with this funny and out of this world alien shirt!

I did not some in peace, I came to slay! Slay the game and earthlings with this funny and out of this world alien shirt!

Even though everything in your life may be on fire. Just shrug it off and deal with it. Forget your worries and don't stress with this cute, funny and trendy shirt!

Even though everything in your life may be on fire. Just shrug it off and deal with it. Forget your worries and don't stress with this cute, funny and trendy shirt!

Reject societal norms and let your hair grow free if you want because it's your body and you can do whatever the F*** you want. Fight the patriarchy with this design that shows off how much you don't care about men's misogynist opinions.

Show that your energy is too drained to put up with anyones b.s. with this sassy pastel graphic tee. This comfy top features a pastel illustration of a phone batter with low life and the phrase "Not Today.

Show that your energy is too drained to put up with anyones b.s. with this sassy pastel graphic tee. This comfy top features a pastel illustration of a phone battery with low life and the phrase "Not Today.

A full phone battery just means that no one wants to talk to you. Show you've got low rider status with this pastel graphic tee featuring an illustration of a drained phone battery and the phrase "Low Rider.