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Nsfw Stockings

Browse our collection of 31 Nsfw Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking

Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this funny, gingerbread and candy cane penises design!

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking

Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Stocking

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Stocking

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Merry Dickmas Stocking

Merry Dickmas Stocking

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Ole Saint Dick Stocking

Ole Saint Dick Stocking

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Stuff Me Daddy Stocking

Stuff Me Daddy Stocking

Ohh, you got more things to stuff the stocking? Hot. Great for people who enjoy making their friends and family uncomfortable.

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking

Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Tie Me Up Daddy Stocking

Tie Me Up Daddy Stocking

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Potato Butts Pattern Stocking

Potato Butts Pattern Stocking

If a potato has a butt, does that make it a spudonkadonk? Or maybe Buttatos? These potatoes are just like their mashed variants - thicc.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Mistle Hoe Stocking

Mistle Hoe Stocking

Hoe around this holiday with this silly, "Mistle Hoe" mistletoe pun design! Perfect for being single, dating, Christmas jokes, and holiday humor!

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Stocking

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Stocking

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Banana penis pattern Stocking

Banana penis pattern Stocking

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Stocking

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Stocking

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Frog Butt Stocking

Frog Butt Stocking

That booty be HOPPIN! Damn I feel feint over that ass, i might croak. Thicc frogs for LIFE.

Daddy Christmas Stocking

Daddy Christmas Stocking

Are you a ho ho ho for the Holidays? Daddy Christmas is gonna be coming down your chimney tonight!

Flicky Frog Stocking

Flicky Frog Stocking

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

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