Infant Pullovers

Lets not kid ourselves, babies do not keep calm. This version of Keep Calm and Carry On is much more appropriate for the angry infant in your life!

Every parent knows the cries. Those horrible screams at 4 A.M. of a very small infant wanting to be fed. This awesome infant, baby one piece is perfect for your baby to wear at night so you get that reminder in the dark of night that it is baby feeding time. So grab that bottle or pacifier and start feeding that baby so you can get back to sleep too.

When your baby drops a hot single it's not exactly a good time. Show off that you're funny parents with this silly infant design that says "Dropping A Hit Single".

Why not be blunt with explaining how your baby got here with this funny infant design that says "My Mom And Dad Had Sex" that is perfect for parents with a sense of humor.

Babies may be young and helpless, but they still know how to party! This cute onesie is perfect for the bottle-poppin' infant in your life. Bring smiles to the lips of friends and family with this adorable outfit!

In order to achieve this result the recipe calls for an egg, a sperm, and baking time of about 9 months. Pretty easy!

A twist on an ole classic. This year, Santa IS baby! He's always been a fan of milk and cookies so it just makes sense.

A twist on an ole classic. This year, Santa IS baby! He's always been a fan of milk and cookies so it just makes sense.

I did 9 months hard time, currently serving 18 year parole. Funny onesie for the cute little convict in your life! Perfect for babies, infants, newborns, new moms, baby showers, and would make a great gift from a grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, or friend!

Babies are definitely cute - until mother nature happens, anyway. Could it be in 3 hours? 10 minutes? 5 seconds? Who knows. Great for babies that have parents with a sense of humor and are fans of the "felt cute, might do something later" meme!

Babies are definitely cute - until mother nature happens, anyway. Could it be in 3 hours? 10 minutes? 5 seconds? Who knows. Great for babies that have parents with a sense of humor and are fans of the "felt cute, might do something later" meme!

Show that your baby has the coolest Granddaddy of them all with this cute baby one piece. This cute baby clothes feature the phrase "My Poppy is Cooler Than Your Poppy.

Show the world your baby is out of this world with this funny baby one piece perfect for the spooky month of October, trick or treating, and for Halloween themed parties parents can take their children to! No earthling will know your baby is not actually a homo sapien infant but in fact is a little green alien just waiting to abduct cows from their itty bitty baby UFO.

Show the world your baby is out of this world with this funny baby one piece perfect for the spooky month of October, trick or treating, and for Halloween themed parties parents can take their children to! No earthling will know your baby is not actually a homo sapien infant but in fact is a little green alien just waiting to abduct cows from their itty bitty baby UFO.

Show the world your baby is out of this world with this funny baby one piece perfect for the spooky month of October, trick or treating, and for Halloween themed parties parents can take their children to! No earthling will know your baby is not actually a homo sapien infant but in fact is a little green alien just waiting to abduct cows from their itty bitty baby UFO.

This design is perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to speak their mind, no matter who's listening. With bold, eye-catching graphics and a powerful message, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and get people talking. So why choose our "Formula Fed & I Came Out Just Fine" t-shirt? For starters, it's a great way to express your individuality and let the world know that you're proud of who you are. Whether you formula-fed your baby by choice or necessity, this t-shirt is the perfect way to celebrate your decision and inspire others to do the same. So if you're ready to show the world that being different is something to be celebrated, order your "Formula Fed & I Came Out Just Fine" t-shirt today! formula fed baby motherhood parenting breastfeeding bottle feeding parenthood babies infant newborn baby humor mom life funny cute witty humorous clever sassy parenting humor infant humor.

In this house we sleep, scream, shit. <3 Embrace the behaviors of a new baby with this funny, live, laugh, love parody design! Perfect for babies, new parents, and funny script lovers.

In this house we sleep, scream, shit. <3 Embrace the behaviors of a new baby with this funny, live, laugh, love parody design! Perfect for babies, new parents, and funny script lovers.

In this house we sleep, scream, shit. <3 Embrace the behaviors of a new baby with this funny, live, laugh, love parody design! Perfect for babies, new parents, and funny script lovers.

In this house we sleep, scream, shit. <3 Embrace the behaviors of a new baby with this funny, live, laugh, love parody design! Perfect for babies, new parents, and funny script lovers.

Happy birthday sweet little 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus. Don't even know a word yet. Christmas baby Jesus is the best kind of Jesus for sure. This holiday season, remember the reason for the season, it's not Santa! It's the birth of our dear lord infant Jesus so say a prayer to the most adorable God in the world.

As a tribute to the unique and witty catchphrases of the midwives, we bring to you our one of a kind t-shirt that celebrates the remarkable work of the unsung heroes of childbirth. Our "Midwives Have The Best Catchphrases" t-shirt is a tribute to the fierce, knowledgeable, and caring women who help bring life into the world. This shirt is a perfect way for midwives, friends, family members, and anyone who believes in the importance of midwifery to show their love and appreciation for these miracle workers. As a symbol of femininity, strength, and courage, our "Midwives Have The Best Catchphrases" t-shirt is perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, or as a statement piece at work or school. Wear it proud and show the world that midwives truly have the best catchphrases!

For those eager parents-to-be who are expecting the arrival of a new bundle of joy, our "Baby Loading...Please Wait" t-shirt is a perfect addition to your wardrobe. This fun and unique t-shirt design is perfect for announcing the exciting news of your pregnancy or just showing off your baby bump. The playful phrase lets everyone know that something special is on the way and that you're in the process of creating a new life. Whether you're out running errands, attending a baby shower or enjoying a casual day with friends and family, this t-shirt is a fun and lighthearted way to show off your growing family.

Are you tired of unsolicited remarks about how you choose to feed your baby? Don't worry; we have the perfect t-shirt for you! Our "It's None Of Your Business How I Feed My Baby" tee is designed to help you shut down the prying eyes and judgmental voices that always seem to surround you. With this shirt, you'll be able to assert your independence and let people know that the decisions you make for your child are entirely your own. Whether you're breastfeeding or using formula, our t-shirt has got you covered. Made from comfortable and breathable material, it's perfect for any time you need to stand up for yourself and your choices. So go ahead, walk with pride, and show the world that you and your little one are doing everything right, regardless of what anyone else thinks. Our "It's None Of Your Business How I Feed My Baby" t-shirt is an essential addition to any mom's wardrobe, and it's time to grab yours today! t t shirts breastfeeding motherhood baby parenting feminism body positivity infant feeding women's rights mom life nursing baby care maternal health family newborn support empowerment social norms non-judgmental inspired by real life.

Introducing the "Black Mothers Matter" t-shirt, a bold statement of support for the unique issues faced by Black mothers in our society. This tee is designed for those who embrace birth justice -- the belief that every person has a right to access comprehensive reproductive healthcare, to make choices about their bodies and their families, and to be treated with dignity and respect throughout the process. In particular, this t-shirt celebrates and elevates the voices of Black mothers, who have historically been marginalized and oppressed in healthcare systems that are fraught with racism and bias. By wearing this t-shirt, you are sending a powerful message to the world -- that Black Mothers Matter. You are standing in solidarity with those who are fighting for reproductive justice, and advocating for policies and practices that center the needs and experiences of Black mothers. Whether you're attending a protest, running errands, or just hanging out with friends, this tee is a simple yet impactful way to showcase your commitment to social justice and equality. So wear it with pride, knowing that you're helping to amplify the voices of Black mothers and promote a world where every person can live, thrive, and give birth with dignity and respect.

This "Black Birth Matters" t-shirt is a powerful statement piece that demands recognition and respect for the experiences of Black mothers around the world. This shirt serves to highlight the systemic issues that plague the medical industry, putting Black pregnant people at risk of neglect and harm. By wearing this shirt, you can raise awareness about the importance of Black birth justice and advocate for the rights and wellbeing of Black mothers and children. This t-shirt features a bold and striking design, sure to catch the attention of all who see it. The stark white letters against the black backdrop make a statement without saying too much, allowing the wearer to speak for themselves and their experiences. Any Black mother, family member, or advocate deserves to wear this shirt with pride, representing not only their own story, but the stories of countless others who have been impacted by the injustices of the medical industry. Join the movement for Black birth justice and empower yourself with this powerful statement piece. racial equality black birth matters black birth justice equality social justice activism motherhood maternity infant mortality health disparities empowerment advocacy community solidarity diversity inclusion respect awareness unity positive change.

This t-shirt design is all about spreading the positive message that everyone deserves a positive birth experience, regardless of their background or circumstances. Birth justice is an issue that affects people of all genders and races, and this t-shirt is a way to show your support for those fighting for equitable access to respectful and compassionate maternity care. Wearing this t-shirt sends a powerful message that you believe everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect during one of the most vulnerable moments of their lives. Whether you're an expectant parent, a healthcare provider, or simply someone who believes in the power of positive birth experiences, this t-shirt is for you. It's a reminder that no matter who you are or where you come from, you have the right to a safe, supportive, and positive birth experience. Show your support for birth justice with this inspiring and uplifting t-shirt. birth justice positive birth childbirth education doula midwife natural birth maternity prenatal care labor and delivery postpartum support perinatal health birth advocacy empowerment reproductive justice maternal health activism social justice maternal mortality infant mortality birth outcomes.