Honk Gifts Nerds Tank Tops

It's a crit! Roll a critical honk with this funny, "Critical Honk" goose design. Perfect for being a dungeons and dragons nerd, critical hit, geese humor, goose puns, and roll playing games.

It's a crit! Roll a critical honk with this funny, "Critical Honk" goose design. Perfect for being a dungeons and dragons nerd, critical hit, geese humor, goose puns, and roll playing games.

Honk Solo. This Han parody goose design is perfect for everyone looking to cause problems like a true scruffy-looking nerf herder.

Honk Solo. This Han parody goose design is perfect for everyone looking to cause problems like a true scruffy-looking nerf herder.

Thug life? Hah, Try the honk life instead, it makes the thug life look like it's for weak little ducklings! Why be a thug when you can terrorize the countryside?

Thug life? Hah, Try the honk life instead, it makes the thug life look like it's for weak little ducklings! Why be a thug when you can terrorize the countryside?

They DO honk in herds! ... And they also attack your knees in herds. Clever goose....

They DO honk in herds! ... And they also attack your knees in herds. Clever goose....

The Honk is the strongest force in the world. Show off your nerdy goose humor with this, "May The Honk Be With You" parody mashup design!

The Honk is the strongest force in the world. Show off your nerdy goose humor with this, "May The Honk Be With You" parody mashup design!

Look out Nessie, there's a new monster in town! They're bigger, Badder, and MUCH louder! The Honk Ness Monster doesn't hide, how else are they going to terrorize the locals!?

Look out Nessie, there's a new monster in town! They're bigger, Badder, and MUCH louder! The Honk Ness Monster doesn't hide, how else are they going to terrorize the locals!?

Introducing the perfect t-shirt for those who love to sing and love birds! Our "When You Walk Away, You Don't Hear Me Say HONK" tee is not only fun and cute but also the ultimate conversation starter. The shirt features a clever play on words based on the classic song lyrics, and a nod to a certain feathered friend who could use some more friends in his team. Show off your love for music, puns, and cute animals all in one go with this t-shirt. Available in a variety of sizes, it is made for anybody who wants to add a bit of quirky personality to their outfit. It is also a great gift idea for all the music and bird enthusiasts in your life. Wear it to karaoke night, a casual weekend outing or just for a fun and laid-back look. Order yours today and strut your stuff with the confidence that only a perfectly punny t-shirt can bring!

I'm a goose, your laws mean NOTHING to me. Go ahead, call the cops. I ain't scare, I ain't scare of no thang.

I'm a goose, your laws mean NOTHING to me. Go ahead, call the cops. I ain't scare, I ain't scare of no thang.

Be careful of those space geese! There's no escaping the terrorizing fowl of the universe. You cannot flee from goose, goose will always find you...

Be careful of those space geese! There's no escaping the terrorizing fowl of the universe. You cannot flee from goose, goose will always find you...

Santa's taking a break this year, and Kiki is picking up the slack! Who needs magical reindeer when you've got a flying broom!?

Santa's taking a break this year, and Kiki is picking up the slack! Who needs magical reindeer when you've got a flying broom!?

Since God created man, and man created Star Wars, Star Wars is like a gift from God. So cherish your Jedi and your Sith Lords, as Star Wars is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

Since God created man, and man created Star Wars, Star Wars is like a gift from God. So cherish your Jedi and your Sith Lords, as Star Wars is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

Since God created man, and man created anime, anime is like a gift from God. So cherish it, the sacred Japanese anime is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

Since God created man, and man created anime, anime is like a gift from God. So cherish it, the sacred Japanese anime is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

Honky and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight! We all know Donald needs another feathered friend on the team, Sora!

Show off your love of nerdy, goose puns and Dungeons & Dragons with this, "Dungeons & Geese" parody design. Perfect for goose memes, nerds, DnD lovers, and being a honking hydra!

Show off your love of nerdy, goose puns and Dungeons & Dragons with this, "Dungeons & Geese" parody design. Perfect for goose memes, nerds, DnD lovers, and being a honking hydra!

Honk if you're a proud criminal! Show off your goose attitude with this, "Be Goose Do Crime" parody design. Perfect for being a bad goose, doing crime, and funny meme mashups.

Honk if you're a proud criminal! Show off your goose attitude with this, "Be Goose Do Crime" parody design. Perfect for being a bad goose, doing crime, and funny meme mashups.

I'm derpy, I'm chonky, I'm hecking HONKY! Am goose, will honk for feed. Plz send noms.

I'm derpy, I'm chonky, I'm hecking HONKY! Am goose, will honk for feed. Plz send noms.