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Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow
Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pillow
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow
Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...
Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Pillow
Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!
Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
Dick Academia Pattern Pillow
Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??
Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow
You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!
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Butterfly Vagina Pattern Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is expresses your love of butterflies and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!
Cosmic Vulva Pattern Pillow
Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!
Happenis Pillow
You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.
Phallic Breakfast Pattern Pillow
How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Pillow
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Christmas Peens Pattern Pillow
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Merry Dickmas Pillow
Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...
Phallic Christmas Cookies Pillow
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Pillow
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer pillows at your next ugly sweater party.
NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Pillow
Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....
I'm "H" Word Pillow
I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.
Popsicle Penises Pillow
These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Pillow
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Kawaii Penises Pattern Pillow
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
Vulva Bouquet Pillow
This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, hidden images, and NSFW humor!
Taco Vulvas Pattern Pillow
Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!
Chonky Chode Chakra Pillow
Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.
Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Pillow
This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!
Pastel Vulva Bouquet Pillow
This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, pastel colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!
Venus Flytrap Vulvas Pillow
Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW home decor, and vaginas.
Venus Flytrap Vulvas Pillow
Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW home decor, and vaginas.
Ole Saint Dick Pillow
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
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