Funny Blankets

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

Unless it's a nap, it's gonna be a no for me. Show off your laziness and love for napping with this funny and sassy, lazy home decor blanket.

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody shirt design.

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny blanket / home decor.

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Hanukkah is Lit! And so is this Menorah. This is a great gift for those special 8 days of the year, and it's sure to make those you celebrate with smile!

Who run the world? Squirrels! If someone who asks you who run the world show off that it's squirrels (and girls of course) with this cute and funny, who run the world, squirrels parody blanket/ home decor!

He may be the president but he's still not my president and I don't stand with him or his supporters. Take a stand against everything Trump and his followers support with this sassy and liberal blanket/home decor that's stained with the tears of trump supporters.

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Thank the one true god for the right to practice pagan rituals and believe in non-Abrahamic religions with this funny parody "Thank God" design!

Unfazed by your bullshit, to the moon and back I'm so done with you. Be fed up with life and relationships with this funny pun worthy design.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this funny "I'm Too Tired For This" blanket design perfect for any occasion!

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

How about you duck around and find out! Get rowdy with this cute and sassy, duck pun shirt!

This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.

Get spoopy this halloween with this funny, "Keanuween" Keanu Reeves and Michael Myers, halloween mashup! Perfect for loving halloween, Keanu movies, memes, and pop culture mashups.

The true desire to workout out! Get to the gym so you can get to your garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" raccoon fitness design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, funny fitness, and gym humor!

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

This french shark has one thing to say, Fin! Show off your love for cinema, shark puns with this funny, french shark pun blanket design!

William Shakespeare don't give a F***eth. Show off that you "doeth what you wanteth" with this funny, sassy, Shakespearian blanket / home decor.

I just want to drink wine and sleep. While social distancing and being in quarantine all I want to do is eat, drink wine and sleep. Be lazy as you please and cuddle up with this cute and funny, drinking wine blanket.

If you need me, i'll be at home baking up some bread and existential dread! Show off your new bread baking skills and existential dread with this funny, baking, anxiety blanket, home decor.

Anytime a situation is stressful or cringey. All you gotta do is head on out. Show off your awkwardness and your love for memes with this funny, sassy, meme "Ight Imma Head Out" home decor blanket.

Uh oh! The crunch factory messed up! This box is JUST anxiety! Now they have to live with it! Who could have made such a mistake?! Scream into the void with this funny parody design!