Dyed In The Wool Dying Plants Baby One-Pieces

These wilted flowers are dying inside, just like me. Get some laughs (and some cries) with this funny goth gardener design perfect for the plant parent who just can't seem to keep the life of their plants above "spitefully continuing to live".

Show off your love of plants with this hilarious, self-deprecating humor, hand-drawn, cactus lover's shirt! Do your best to keep your plants alive in this terrible, terrible world!

Show off your love of plants with this hilarious, self-deprecating humor, hand-drawn, cactus lover's shirt! Get some laughs out of your plants with this wacky design!

Introducing the Goth Gardener t-shirt, for those with a love of all things black, but also a green thumb. Designed with a morbid sense of humor, this shirt is perfect for plant parents who are tired of being judged for their seemingly incapable plant nurturing skills. Featuring wilted flowers and a gloomy scenery, this design will surely make you and those around you chuckle, and maybe even shed a tear or two. Wear it to your next gardening session, or to your next goth gathering, and show off your unique style. After all, why settle for just black clothes when you can be a goth gardener? Get yours now and embrace the beauty of death and growth, all in one t-shirt.