Dump Truck Ass Humor Hooded Sweatshirts

Smart-ass bad ass with a great ass. Show that you're funny, smart, tough and sexy with this design.

Smart-ass bad ass with a great ass. Show that you're funny, smart, tough and sexy with this design.

Damn girl! You put the ass in Jurassic! Say it with your shirt in this hilarious tank.

I'm hear to eat ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. Prepare thyself for Ass Eating Season with this design.

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

Steve Rogers coming in hot with that patriotic cake! Show your love for Marvel and Captain America with this sassy, patriotic design!

Steve Rogers coming in hot with that patriotic cake! Show your love for Marvel and Captain America with this sassy, patriotic design!

Introducing the shirt that proudly declares your true intentions: "I'm Here To Eat Ass". Don't be afraid to embrace your inner cheeky and humorous side with this one-of-a-kind design that's sure to get some giggles and double takes. Whether you're at a BBQ, a party or just running errands around town, you'll be turning heads and starting conversations with this statement graphic tee. But be warned - if you're not actually here to eat ass, this might not be the shirt for you. So buckle up and prepare for an unforgettable ride, because with this shirt, you're a force to be reckoned with. Trust us, they won't forget you anytime soon.

My butt is gonna be out of this world! Be a gym alien and appreciate puns with this "squatting for an ass-tronomical butt" design!

My butt is gonna be out of this world! Be a gym alien and appreciate puns with this "squatting for an ass-tronomical butt" design!

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

As a t-shirt designer, I want to deliver a message that resonates with the edgy and fearless crowd. So, let me introduce you to our latest product titled "Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs," a tee that represents the anti-establishment vibe of the younger generation. This tee comes with a bold and daring statement that demands attention and gets you interacting with all kinds of people. When wearing it, the message is clear - you are confident, fearless, and unapologetic. Our tee is the go-to for those who dare to embrace badassery, take risks and push boundaries. Our hand-drawn, high-quality graphics ensure that the striking design withstands the test of time. So, grab your "Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs" T-shirt today and show the world that you are not afraid to make a statement and stand out from the crowd! After all, life is too short to be boring!

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

I'm a teacher, I'm here to educate kids not kiss your ass. Show that you're a teacher with no time to play politics with this sassy funny teacher inspired design.

I'm a teacher, I'm here to educate kids not kiss your ass. Show that you're a teacher with no time to play politics with this sassy funny teacher inspired design.

I'm a teacher, I'm here to educate your kids not kiss your ass. Show that you're a teacher how hate parent conference nights with this sassy funny teacher inspired design.

I'm a teacher, I'm here to educate your kids not kiss your ass. Show that you're a teacher how hate parent conference nights with this sassy funny teacher inspired design.

F*** me in the ass with an entire Maple tree! It's Fall! Show that you could not possibly be more excited to go apple picking, drink some cider and rock a flannel while spending all day in a pumpkin patch with this cute fall themed design.

I'll Fight You! I'll Probably Kick Your Ass, But I'll Fight You! If you're as hard-headed here as our boar-masked hero, then this shirt is definitely for you!

I'll Fight You! I'll Probably Kick Your Ass, But I'll Fight You! If you're as hard-headed here as our boar-masked hero, then this shirt is definitely for you!

I'll Fight You! I'll Probably Kick Your Ass, But I'll Fight You! If you're as hard-headed here as our boar-masked hero, then this shirt is definitely for you!

I'll Fight You! I'll Probably Kick Your Ass, But I'll Fight You! If you're as hard-headed here as our boar-masked hero, then this shirt is definitely for you!

I'll Fight You! I'll Probably Kick Your Ass, But I'll Fight You! If you're as hard-headed here as our boar-masked hero, then this shirt is definitely for you!

Balto didn't die for your anti-vaxxer dumbassery. Don't let his sacrifice go in vain and pay respects to him with this anti-anti-vaxxer design!