Dick Pics Dick Coffee Mugs

The energy isn't too big, nor too small, nor is it average. It's just okay. Does has it has to do. Show off this meta energy with honor!

There's nothing that screams little dick energy quite like a dick shaped rocket. Eat the rich!

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

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A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Be nice to him, he's just a lil' ween. Just look at that little face, be gentle! Soft, small, has a head but lack's a brain, this little chubby is a bit on the derpy side.

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Look at these gorgeous gourds! ... wait... are those what I think they are?!

Cute, small, and adorable, this ween is a little chubby. Full pun intended.

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

In the name of the moon... penis! Get magical with this Sailor Venus inspired penis parody design.

She wan't the P! Show that you know what girls like and its green father figures from outer space! Show your love for classic anime with this DBZ inspired design.

Introducing the ultimate tongue-in-cheek mug: "Popsicle Penises". This unique and cheeky design is perfect for those who love to add a little spice to their morning brew. With its playful imagery, this mug is sure to raise a few eyebrows and start a conversation. The "Popsicle Penises" title is a playful nod to an adult treat with a twist! So, if you're looking for a mug that's guaranteed to add a little humor to your day, then look no further! This mug is also a great gift for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or even as a fun gag gift for a friend. Get your hands on this quirky "Popsicle Penises" mug and get ready for some laughs and raised eyebrows!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Give people that double-take as you wear this design. This is especially effective if you're looking to hire workers for your business.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.