Dark Humor Nerds Coffee Mugs

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She likes the bad boys, really bad boys who turn to the dark side as the lord of the Galactic empire. Enjoy this bit of nerdy humor and show some star wars pride in the office or at home with this awesome geek mug.

Get Dark Swole with Solaire of Astora! This Dark Souls-inspired mug will motivate any gamer to get fit and into the gym!

Journey to the Dark Side of the Triforce in this artistic design! Show off your love of the Legend of Zelda with this nerdy Pink Floyd mashup, gamer, video game inspired coffee mug!

Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

Do you love My Hero Academia? Do you love Takoyami and his Dark Shadow? Then this beautifully drawn takoyami wielding his Dark Shadow is the perfect design for you!

Do you find yourself surrounded by ogres, despite your best efforts to have Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog at the ready? Are you keen on rolling the dice to see if you're getting drunk? Then do we have the mug for you. Whether you're at the gaming table or anywhere else, rep your Dungeons and Dragons love with this sweet nerdy mug, and ask what's on everyone's minds "WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?

If you're a fan of Lovecraftian horror and coffee, this mug is the perfect addition to your collection. With the clever phrase "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Dark Gods" emblazoned on its side, you'll be the envy of all your geeky friends. This mug is made of high-quality ceramic, ensuring that your beverage stays hot and your hands stay cool. Whether you're sipping on a latte or dousing your coffee with cream and sugar, this mug is the perfect vessel. Plus, it's a great conversation starter for those who are unfamiliar with the Cthulhu mythos. So go ahead, embrace your inner cultist and get your hands on this mug. Your mornings (and possibly your nightmares) will thank you.

I've come to beg for food again. Under your feet i'm softly creeping, The crumbs you've dropped my stomach's keeping.

The best kind of love, the extreme love. Yandere. This is where the most loyal people commit themselves to you.

Get Dark Swole with Solaire of Astora! This Dark Souls-inspired mug will motivate any gamer to get fit and into the gym!

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

"If only I could be so grossly incandescent!" Wake up on the sunny side with this Solaire of Astora-inspired coffee mug, Dark Souls fans!

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

Just one of those moments of being so numb yet feeling everything at the same time. But hey, that's a super power in itself! The power of humanity.

Look 'ere wez got ourselvs a 'ooman! Letz Waaagh! Fans of the Warhammer 40k series will recognise this iconic sentiment among orks.

Ah, if only I had a pickle. Hmm, maybe try fingers....

I am a cooking lord. All my followers on the dark side of the oven know me only as Darth Baker. I am strong with the dark side of the oven force. The light side fears me and my strength. If you too are adept at baking cookies, muffins cakes, and cupcakes than this fun star themed darth baker coffee mug is perfect for your nerdy, geeky baking needs!

I know dragons are the norm, but like... can't we just have some cookies with our dungeons? Something sweet to go with all the horror that is deep dark caves?

Beware the danger cube! Trust me, that's not jello. The only flavor it comes in is death.

Tis the wicked season to be spellbound by the lovely witches!

Sometimes we all got to 'wine' down and make some 'pour' choices. Let loose, relax, be free, no judgement.

That's just the way things roll, my friend. Show off your nerdy love of DnD with this funny, "The DM Giveth and The DM Taketh Away" dungeons and dragons design!Perfect for role playing, rolling dice, and dungeon masters!

You Died. And now everyone knows how, where, and why. Own up to your failures with this souls-like inspired design!

There is a mailbox here. > Open It has a cool mug with a throwback to a classic text adventure, Zork! Show off your gamer history that predates 3D and even pixel graphics with one of the most familiar monsters of gaming history---and stay out of the dark!

Ain't no party like a soulslike party... until you've died and lost all the souls you were saving. Not to mention the game cares to remind you how much you suck. That death screen just rubs salt in the wound!

Let your D&D Buddies know that you're just as broody and dark as your character! What's that? Am I a necromancer? nah, i'm just goth.

Let your D&D Buddies know that you're just as broody and dark as your character! What's that? Am I a necromancer? nah, i'm just goth.

Better do what I say, you wouldn't like me when i'm hangry! It's when my dark side shows! Chop chop, you heard me, give me some of that sweet pico de gallo!

My workouts involve lifting spirits, calling upon the army of darkness, and squats. Everything a necromancer needs to stay in shape! Great for nerdy gym goers that like halloween, D&D, or necromancers in general!