Clams T-shirts, Facemasks and more

Clam yo tits, girl. Every mermaid's gotta have a nice pair of clams, don't cha know. So hush up, clam it up and go for a swim.

Introducing the Clam Yo Tits tank top, the perfect addition to any mermaid's wardrobe. We know you're proud of your assets, but sometimes a girl's gotta clam up, and that's where this top comes in handy. Whether you're lounging by the beach or taking a dip in the ocean, this tank is a subtle way to give your beach bod the spotlight it deserves without being too in-your-face. So go ahead, clam yo tits and embrace your inner mermaid. Who says you can't be a goddess of the sea while also keeping it cute and classy? Get your Clam Yo Tits tank top today and make a splash wherever you go.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

Take no prisoners in this Ramirez Do Everything tee. Wear this shirt to let all the noobs know who's boss. This Video Game shirt features an illustration of Captain John Price and the phrase "Keep Calm and fallow Captain Price." This design is inspired by the WW2 propaganda poster "Keep Calm and Carry On.

Crush the patriarchy like a clam on your tummy with this feminist inspired shirt. This graphic tee features an illustration of a cute otter and the phrase "I will crush the patriarchy like a clam on my tummy." You otter rise up against the white, racist, homophobic, patriarchal, bullshit, paradigm. Pardon the pun.

Awaken the feminist warrior in you with this bold graphic t-shirt! Show off your determination to break the mold by wearing this shirt featuring an adorable otter, and the phrase "I Will Crush the Patriarchy Like a Clam on My Tummy." Don't let the world discourage you, but rise up against any oppressive system of racism, homophobia, and patriarchal nonsense that tries to keep you down. You otter believe in yourself and your ability to make a difference. Whether you're attending a march, protesting, or just making a statement with your wardrobe, this shirt is perfect for every warrior in the fight for justice and equality. Wear it with pride, and let your confidence shine through as you challenge the status quo. You otter take a stand, and this t-shirt is the perfect way to start!

Get a kick out of your friends and family with this aggressively violent otter design. This design features an illustration of an adorable otter and the phrase "I will crush your skull like a clam on my tummy.

Spread some chaos with this Confusion tank!

The popular phrase to keep clam and carry on can't be for everyone. Getting turnt up is the best way to take the bull by the horns and get ready to kick some ass. So never keep calm with this upside down crown design and get ready to kick butt!

If you're feeling the seaside aesthetic while at the same time wanting to stay kawaii, then this adorable lil pearl in a shell is a perfect fit :) ! cute cuteness kawaii kawaiiness sparkle sparkles shell shells clam clams pear pears oyster sea seas ocean oceans water purple.

Hey there friend... We're sorry you're abalone :(. Maybe this tee will help?

Hey there friend... We're sorry you're abalone :(. Maybe this tee will help?

It's not a phase, merm!! This is just who i clam! Emo, magical, and edgy for life!

It's not a phase, merm!! This is just who i clam! Emo, magical, and edgy for life!

It's not a phase, merm!! This is just who i clam! Emo, magical, and edgy for life!

It's not a phase, merm!! This is just who i clam! Emo, magical, and edgy for life!

Show that you're a punk rock princess mermaid with this old school tattoo inspired mermaid design. This design features illustrations of tattooed knuckles that say "Mermaid", a clam with a pearl in it, moons, and seaweed.

Don't Grab My Pussy Bro. Tell the democratic Nominee for President that you don't want his microscopic, touch nubs anywhere your clam pot.

Don't Grab My Pussy Bro. Tell the democratic Nominee for President that you don't want his microscopic, touch nubs anywhere your clam pot.

Chill on the beach or by the pool with this cute mermaid themed beach towel. This turquoise towel features an illustration of an anchor, a clam shell, a mermaid tail and the phrase "Ever Salty Pirate Needs A Beautiful Mermaid.

Looking for the perfect lazy costume for Halloween this year? Try this funny mermaid costume. Look like Disney's Ariel even in her clam bra!

Show that you're a punk rock princess mermaid with this old school tattoo inspired mermaid shirt. This design features illustrations of tattooed knuckles that say "Mermaid", a clam with a pearl in it, moons, and seaweed.

Self-Care isn't shellfish, in fact it's what oysters do to create pearls! Take care of yourself with this cute, positive and uplifting, groovy and nautical, self-care design.

Transform into a magical, mythical sailor scout with this cute mahou shoujo mermaid design! Perfect for fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, and being an elusive sea witch/cryptid worthy of song and legend!

Show that you're a punk rock princess mermaid with this old school tattoo inspired mermaid shirt. This design features illustrations of tattooed knuckles that say "Mermaid", a clam with a pearl in it, moons, and seaweed.

Show that you're a punk rock princess mermaid with this old school tattoo inspired mermaid shirt. This design features illustrations of tattooed knuckles that say "Mermaid", a clam with a pearl in it, moons, and seaweed.

Show that you're a punk rock princess mermaid with this old school tattoo inspired mermaid shirt. This design features illustrations of tattooed knuckles that say "Mermaid", a clam with a pearl in it, moons, and seaweed.